Scenes we like to see: What not to say in a presidential run

[IY_and_MCR]

It's nice to see so many white faces in the crowd.

/halfforgottenreference  

[Beatngufan]

Hilary clinton: my p***y has not been used in about 20 years!  

[Awesome Akwardness]

I did have sexual relations with that girl...And it was gooood biggrin *goes off into details on what happened*  

[Beatngufan]

George Bush: You'll never guess that I run around naked when I'm at the White House  

[Rellik San]

Ladies and gentleman, please rise as the president adresses the nation...

"YO! YO! YO! WHAT IT IS HOME BOYS! THIS IS SNOOP DAWG! Y'ALL RAZZLE DAZZLE MY FANTAZMAGAZZLE!!!!  

[Beatngufan]

George Bush: I'll tell you where all your gas money has gone: crack and whore a**!!!! I did more dope than Whitney and Bobby and had more blondes than Hefner. Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!  

[Beatngufan]

Hillary: John McCain is so old, his first condom was made from wood  

[Beatngufan]

George Bush: I'm wearing a diaper right now, so that if I s**t myself, nobody would notice.  

[Beatngufan]

George Bush: the Virginia Tech massacre did not happen, neither did Katrina and neither did World War 2  

[Beatngufan]

George Bush(singing): I want a new drug, for a quick fix. I want a new drug, heres my cell # . . .  

[Beatngufan]

Hillary: you'll never guess whats under my dress now . . .  

[Beatngufan]

George bush: my fellow Americans I would like to give a shout out to the KKK  

[Beatngufan]

* George bush moons everyone on camera*  

[Beatngufan]

George Bush: My fellow Americans, I did have sex with children many times . . . I am a *****  

[Henneth Annun]

Beatngufan

Hillary: John McCain is so old, his first condom was made from wood

John McCain: Actually, the first condoms were made of animal gut! *don't ask me why I know that*