Finish that story!!!!! :)

[screwed pixie]

......Squirrels where Lord Xenu was waiting. Tom Cruise and Satan were commanded to kneel and submit to.......................  

[Beatngufan]

extreme torture, they have both been very naughty. The person that was doing the whipping was Tom's wife Kate  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

However, this was no kinky fun that both Tom and Satan had hoped for. They left with deep gashes on their backs from the sadistic Kate.
But the gashes seemed to form marks of...  

[Macabre_Cogitation]

...a rather intricate spider web marking the secret lair of eternal...  

[Beatngufan]

bliss, they were both getting high from the marks that formed  

[screwed pixie]

........... and Kate was clearly enjoying every moment. She stepped back dropped the whip and ....................................  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

dove into a pool at the bottom of the cave...  

[Beatngufan]

Hitler enters the area they were in  

[screwed pixie]

driving a clown car. When Hitler stepped from the car Tom's jaw dropped. Hitler was not wearing pants.............  

[Macabre_Cogitation]

...but instead, Hitler was wearing a large floating device, designed for those that struggle to swim, in the shape of a rather ridiculous looking....  

[Beatngufan]

elephant, Hitler began to rant in German. Satan could understand him, but Tom could not.  

[screwed pixie]

Satan realized that Hitler was planning to get back into power and invade Disney World. Satan decided...........  

[Macabre_Cogitation]

...to quickly silence this belligerent, floating-elephant clad, irrational fool. So, he quickly decided on a course of action which....  

[Beatngufan]

Satan had sewn Hitlers lips shut . . .  

[screwed pixie]

and tied him to the hood of the clown car. Tom Cruise decided to take advantage of the situation and began having sex with the floating-elephant clad fuhrer.