Star Wars Insult Lines

[ElladanKenet]

Han Solo can do the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs

It took him 20 to go around you  

[GaijinGuy36]

You're mama's so fat, Ben Kenobi said, "That's no moon, that's yo mama!"

Got to love the writers over at Robot Chicken. mrgreen  

[El Caballero Blanco]

Yo Mamma so fat, even Jabba thinks she's ugly  

[El Caballero Blanco]

u so weak, a Jawa can slap u and u cry to ur "fatter than Jabba" mom. or die.  

[ElladanKenet]

Your lightsaber is limp  

[Flaming Tsunami]

Your mama's so dumb, an Ewok had to teach her a thing or two.  

[Ageha-tan]

Every time Admiral Thrawn looks at your art he says "What the f#%#?"  

[ElladanKenet]

Everytime you invite friends over, they all claim "It's a Trap!"  

[Valkore Fraust]

You're so dumb you couldn't hide from Melvin Fett.  

[ElladanKenet]

You're so large, it's impossible to go to hyperspace, due to your own gravity well  

[xXVoodooChildXx]

Your p***s is smaller than yoda's lightsaber  

[ElladanKenet]

@ Voodoo- It should be, actually. I doubt many people have a 3' member, unless you're a Neti or a Whaladon.

You can make Yoda speak proper English.  

[Des Voh]

Hut'uunla arasuum gihaal!  

[ElladanKenet]

Your ship is so crappy, not even a mynock will want to hang on it.  

[ll Venomous ll]

"I bet Ani can straighten your light saber for ya."