People who you wanna punch in the face

[Madness Satire]

I can't think of anyone, maybe I'm just too calm about these things.
People I'd be happy to humiliate:

ALL OF THEM!  

[Lord Charlemain Richards]

I don't particularly want to punch anyone in the face. I don't punch, for the most part. Probably because I'm small and weak.
However, there are certain types of people I fantasize about slapping across the face with a pair of gloves. It's not the pain, it's the insult. Especially to the people I want to do this to.
The type who will go on for hours about how badass, evil, or tough they are. The sort of young men with skull pendants and long lists of people they want to "kill" and longer lists of imagined psychoses. And the sort who will spend hours talking about their latest conquest, be it a lady they romanced or a youth they attacked.
Ungentile gentlemen. Yes, that's the sort.

Now imagine you were this sort of young man. And imagine a short, pale boy who looks like a girl, in a black velvet suit with top hat, just removed their gloves and slapped you across the face with them. That's rather emasculating. And when you've been emasculated by a boy who looks like a girl; you've truly been emasculated. Particularly if you think you're a giant badass.  

[Rellik San]

I can't say there's anyone I want to punch in the face... drive them through a solid brick wall with enough force to collapse their chest and the wall... yes... but punch no.  

[ffsghyanbh]

Lord Charlemain Richards

I don't particularly want to punch anyone in the face. I don't punch, for the most part. Probably because I'm small and weak.
However, there are certain types of people I fantasize about slapping across the face with a pair of gloves. It's not the pain, it's the insult. Especially to the people I want to do this to.
The type who will go on for hours about how badass, evil, or tough they are. The sort of young men with skull pendants and long lists of people they want to "kill" and longer lists of imagined psychoses. And the sort who will spend hours talking about their latest conquest, be it a lady they romanced or a youth they attacked.
Ungentile gentlemen. Yes, that's the sort.

Now imagine you were this sort of young man. And imagine a short, pale boy who looks like a girl, in a black velvet suit with top hat, just removed their gloves and slapped you across the face with them. That's rather emasculating. And when you've been emasculated by a boy who looks like a girl; you've truly been emasculated. Particularly if you think you're a giant badass.

You know how sometimes you find someone who's frighteningly similar to you?

Yeah, this is that kind of situation.  

[GilAskan]

Diabolica-III

Cops

I really wish people would add an addendum to this, like "crooked cops" or "apathetic cops" or "cops who don't do their job" or whatever. There's a lot of nice cops out there who genuinely want to make the world a better place, who want to make the world safer.  

[lisaemochick]

Hmm lets see...punching in the face...id start with the highest ranking,
George W. Bush..Jr....
all those billon dollar coporations who can afford giving away a good 2 bil. to charity but only give half that. (yes i'm talking to YOU bill gates)
the MILLIONS of wanna-bees who cut themselves to look cool
people who think being gay is wrong cause "God" says so.
the companies that make GIANT SUV's when NO ONE can afforid the gas to begin with
GAS COMPANIES
the guy who invented the Iphone-only cause everyone else copied
oh i almost forgot family...
my mother who always turns a blind eye to my pain and suffering
my cheating father
my porn adicted step father
my ocd sister who wont stop cleaning my room (shes 33 years old)
my super religious brother
(i love my other brother razz )
oh and me, just because sometimes all u need is a punch in the face to wake u up smile

yep thats about it...
oh wait did i forget to mention Bush XD  

[GilAskan]

lisaemochick

(yes i'm talking to YOU bill gates)

You do know that Bill Gates recently quit his multi-billion dollar job at Microsoft so he could work exclusively for his charity foundation, right?  

[GothickZombie]

Liars, mostly.
Pseudo-Intellectuals and Hypocrites.  

[Satan on Speed]

Hmm...
Druggies
and those people who never get over past relationships no matter what, no matter where they are or the other person is or who they're with.  

[lisaemochick]

GilAskan

lisaemochick

(yes i'm talking to YOU bill gates)

You do know that Bill Gates recently quit his multi-billion dollar job at Microsoft so he could work exclusively for his charity foundation, right?

Yeah he retired but i mean come on how much money do you really need! he should give back more than he does. 4 billion is probably like pocket change to him, so why not give more away, what else is he gonna by some kid from a 3rd-world country!?!  

[GilAskan]

lisaemochick

GilAskan

lisaemochick

(yes i'm talking to YOU bill gates)

You do know that Bill Gates recently quit his multi-billion dollar job at Microsoft so he could work exclusively for his charity foundation, right?

Yeah he retired but i mean come on how much money do you really need! he should give back more than he does. 4 billion is probably like pocket change to him, so why not give more away, what else is he gonna by some kid from a 3rd-world country!?!

Compared to the average person, he donates far more (percentage wise) of his wealth. (To Paraphrase) Don't whine about him giving away only 10% of his wealth, complain about how the average American only gives away 1% of their wealth. Him being more rich than anyone else shouldn't make him more responsible than anyone else. Do you want to preach ethics under which the self-earning successful are enslaved to the unfortunately impoverished?  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

Any one who claims to be tolerant of all religions except mine. Of course, if given the chance I am more likely to read them the riot act then punch them in the face. Punching someone will only intensify that person's disdain of Christianity. Providing someone with a rebuttal to his or her hypocrisy may cause that person to think about what tolerance really means. I'm not preachy unless provoked by the most intense self-righteousness combined with personal insult.  

[-Lo Va Tits-]

thouse a** holes who think im a hooker ******** cant seven where a mini skirt with thick half leggings,fishnets,a tutu and boots with out being called a hooket and yet girls run arownd with there a** hanging out of daisy dukes and a low cut top with there bra showing baiscaly running arownd with a sign that says kidnap me i dont scream and are considerd to be normal  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

o_0-Toxic Dreams-0_o

thouse a** holes who think im a hooker ******** cant seven where a mini skirt with thick half leggings,fishnets,a tutu and boots with out being called a hooket and yet girls run arownd with there a** hanging out of daisy dukes and a low cut top with there bra showing baiscaly running arownd with a sign that says kidnap me i dont scream and are considerd to be normal

I feel your pain. I don't expose much skin, but because I wear a corset, I MUST be a slut. *sighs* Some people...