Random Quotes

[hazel843]

"We are getting aggrated" One of the Ghost Twins from Matrix  

[MystiBlu]

"Dude, you just took out a helicopter....With a car!" - Live Free or Die Hard
"I was out of ammo" - Live Free or Die Hard

"Any government large enough to give the people all that they desire is also large enough to take everything away" - Thomas Jefferson

"If you can see your neighbor's chimney, it's time to move" - George Washington

"Why is all the rum gone???" - Pirates of the Carribean

"My plan ended at the Jeep" - Terminator:Salvation  

[MystiBlu]

"Everybody funny....Now you funny, too" - George Thoroughgood

"Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it" - Alains Morrisette  

[xDarkWinterx]

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
-Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde

 

[Yuro_23]

"whatever floats ur boat"-have no idea

"When ever u see them running at u with an anger face and a porn mag in there hands....u know its time to run!"-have no idea XD  

[MystiBlu]

"For an Irishman to truly speak with an equal, he is forced to converse directly with God"
"I didn't like him anyway.... He wasn't right in the head"
"God says he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure your ********* - Stephen in Braveheart  

[I_live_in_illusens]

"So this how democracy dies, with thunderous applause" -Padme Star Wars ep 3  

[Kadaveret]

"if god made humans. then who made god?"
(me)  

[cre8ive_ovadose]

When life gives you lemon, make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it - no idea

There's less violence in the world when people are using hula hoops - Mikey Way

Frank Iero: 'Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?.'
Mikey Way: 'That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.'
Gerard Way: 'F*** off, it's meese.'

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and through your television out of the hotel window - Gerard Way

”The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time." - Gerard Way

I think the worst thing you could possibly do is to live your life and have the world be the same way it was before you were here as it is after. I think that we're here for a reason and if we don't do something to make the world a better place, then we just wasted everyone's time - no idea but i'd like to find out

Life sucks, that's why all the cool people are dead - no idea, found it on photobucket

sorry for posting so many but i couldn't find the one i was looking for and i kept fremember all these ones =P
 

[Azurella Paneria]

"There was no need to fake bitchy defiance. I had plenty of it to dish out."
Rose Hathaway

 

[alyss_1988]

"Chewing gum is gross, chewing gum I hate the most."
Willy Wonka  

[Isaiah Moretti]

Perhaps it isn't in God we trust, but the people who tell us what God expects of us, and consequently judge us when we - humanity in entirety - cannot live up to those expectations. ~Naberon


The way I see it, the world is going to go on whether or not we do anything about this so called "Global Warming" phenomena. Stop saving the trees and go do something that makes you worth the life you've been given, dipshit. ~Me


Make yourself worthy of praise, otherwise you'll never receive it. ~Me  

[FaithBlack]

"If life is like a box of chocolates, it's no wonder most of America is fat!" ~ Me, just now.  

[dl1371]

MystiBlu

"Any government large enough to give the people all that they desire is also large enough to take everything away" - Thomas Jefferson

"The purpose of government is to be good, so if you give the government more power it should make life better. By following the logic of "a government that can give you everything can take everything away from you" you are saying that government is inherently evil and any government will try to take away whatever it can from you. Anarchist"
-me  

[JDBReaper]

"Oh.. ******** off, Grasshopper" - The Priest in Hot Fuzz
"JESUS CHRIST!" - The Priest in Hot Fuzz after getting shot
"I'd rather be insane and happy, then sane and depressed." - Me (Idk if anyone else said that)

This is a long one from Red vs Blue Reconstruction:
*Agent Washington shoots a guard in the head*
*Church ducks and fires all his current pistol ammo at the other guard*
*the camera zooms out and it seams that he missed the guard completely at a close range*
Church: "Uh... can I get a little help? I'm... out of bullets"
*Washington kills the guard with one shot*
Church: "Thanks"

"That picture on the back of the book I never opened changed my life. And it can change yours, too." - Red vs Blue Reconstruction