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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:47 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:53 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:20 pm
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I knew that Dawning Crap was going to be predictable, but I wasn't expecting total s**t. I went to the Midnight Masque for the release, got the book at midnight, stayed up till four AM reading it. I managed to get through the first book in two hours, but then at the end of it, I said, "You have to ******** kidding me."
From there on I just wanted to gouge my eyes out. That or bleach my brain to remove all traces of the horror that was Dawning Crap. For one, Meyer made a big mistake of trying to use BIOLOGY to prove why the mutant spawn existed (and her arguments and explanations don't work; I can easily disprove all of them with a high school explanation of Biology).
I mean, she could have made it seem a little more believable, but I was under the impression that you need a LIVING sperm and an egg to make a baby; not venom. Because, doesn't she say that a vampire is a corpse, basically, and can't produce any bodily fluids? Henceforth, Edward can't make the necessary sperm to have a baby since there are several conditions that sperm need in order to survive. For one, they need to be kept at a specific temperature, which is just a tad cooler then body temperature. Plus, sperm doesn't have a long life expectancy, just a few days in the body or three days in the female body.
Oh, and it was a disturbing birth scene, one that I'd never want to see in a movie or in any way. That creeped me out; having your uterus ripped open to deliver the baby is not a good way to deliver and will turn off people from having babies.
The one good thing about it, was that it showed just how insane Bella is. Because normally if you're getting your bones broken by the baby, you get rid of it. This is just an example of Meyer shoving her own opinion down all of our throats that no matter how close to death you are, you don't abort the fetus. Don't let this start a debate on the whole pro-choice/pro-life thing, that's not what this is about.
Seriously, if she really 'loved' Edward like she says she does, she would have realized that keeping that mutant spawn was only hurting him. Even Jake noticed and realized that Edward was falling to pieces because of Bella's stupid selfish nature and her insanity. The two of them should've ditched her and gone off to have sparkly man-sex together on Isle Esme, and left the beytch to die.
And I can't ever forgive Meyer for turning one of my favorite characters into a *****, and I don't care what anyone else says, because that's exactly what she did to Jake. ;-;
So, in closing, Dawning Crap was nothing more then a huge fanfic ripped off from fics written by little girls who wouldn't know what a good novel or story was if it bit them in the a**.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:59 pm
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Twilight Scribe I knew that Dawning Crap was going to be predictable, but I wasn't expecting total s**t. I went to the Midnight Masque for the release, got the book at midnight, stayed up till four AM reading it. I managed to get through the first book in two hours, but then at the end of it, I said, "You have to ******** kidding me."
From there on I just wanted to gouge my eyes out. That or bleach my brain to remove all traces of the horror that was Dawning Crap. For one, Meyer made a big mistake of trying to use BIOLOGY to prove why the mutant spawn existed (and her arguments and explanations don't work; I can easily disprove all of them with a high school explanation of Biology).
I mean, she could have made it seem a little more believable, but I was under the impression that you need a LIVING sperm and an egg to make a baby; not venom. Because, doesn't she say that a vampire is a corpse, basically, and can't produce any bodily fluids? Henceforth, Edward can't make the necessary sperm to have a baby since there are several conditions that sperm need in order to survive. For one, they need to be kept at a specific temperature, which is just a tad cooler then body temperature. Plus, sperm doesn't have a long life expectancy, just a few days in the body or three days in the female body.
Oh, and it was a disturbing birth scene, one that I'd never want to see in a movie or in any way. That creeped me out; having your uterus ripped open to deliver the baby is not a good way to deliver and will turn off people from having babies.
The one good thing about it, was that it showed just how insane Bella is. Because normally if you're getting your bones broken by the baby, you get rid of it. This is just an example of Meyer shoving her own opinion down all of our throats that no matter how close to death you are, you don't abort the fetus. Don't let this start a debate on the whole pro-choice/pro-life thing, that's not what this is about.
Seriously, if she really 'loved' Edward like she says she does, she would have realized that keeping that mutant spawn was only hurting him. Even Jake noticed and realized that Edward was falling to pieces because of Bella's stupid selfish nature and her insanity. The two of them should've ditched her and gone off to have sparkly man-sex together on Isle Esme, and left the beytch to die.
And I can't ever forgive Meyer for turning one of my favorite characters into a *****, and I don't care what anyone else says, because that's exactly what she did to Jake. ;-;
So, in closing, Dawning Crap was nothing more then a huge fanfic ripped off from fics written by little girls who wouldn't know what a good novel or story was if it bit them in the a**.
I couldn't agree more. The whole book was WTH for me. Personally, I think anyone but her could have written a better finale. Which leads me to say, I have a hard time believing the fact that she was writing this book before/during Twilight. v_v
If anyone wants my review and opinion of the book, it's that I thought it was messy, not well-written, and scrumped up together. 2/10 Review for me. I loved all the other books, but this last one disappointed me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:13 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:15 pm
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La Beaute Twilight Scribe I knew that Dawning Crap was going to be predictable, but I wasn't expecting total s**t. I went to the Midnight Masque for the release, got the book at midnight, stayed up till four AM reading it. I managed to get through the first book in two hours, but then at the end of it, I said, "You have to ******** kidding me."
From there on I just wanted to gouge my eyes out. That or bleach my brain to remove all traces of the horror that was Dawning Crap. For one, Meyer made a big mistake of trying to use BIOLOGY to prove why the mutant spawn existed (and her arguments and explanations don't work; I can easily disprove all of them with a high school explanation of Biology).
I mean, she could have made it seem a little more believable, but I was under the impression that you need a LIVING sperm and an egg to make a baby; not venom. Because, doesn't she say that a vampire is a corpse, basically, and can't produce any bodily fluids? Henceforth, Edward can't make the necessary sperm to have a baby since there are several conditions that sperm need in order to survive. For one, they need to be kept at a specific temperature, which is just a tad cooler then body temperature. Plus, sperm doesn't have a long life expectancy, just a few days in the body or three days in the female body.
Oh, and it was a disturbing birth scene, one that I'd never want to see in a movie or in any way. That creeped me out; having your uterus ripped open to deliver the baby is not a good way to deliver and will turn off people from having babies.
The one good thing about it, was that it showed just how insane Bella is. Because normally if you're getting your bones broken by the baby, you get rid of it. This is just an example of Meyer shoving her own opinion down all of our throats that no matter how close to death you are, you don't abort the fetus. Don't let this start a debate on the whole pro-choice/pro-life thing, that's not what this is about.
Seriously, if she really 'loved' Edward like she says she does, she would have realized that keeping that mutant spawn was only hurting him. Even Jake noticed and realized that Edward was falling to pieces because of Bella's stupid selfish nature and her insanity. The two of them should've ditched her and gone off to have sparkly man-sex together on Isle Esme, and left the beytch to die.
And I can't ever forgive Meyer for turning one of my favorite characters into a *****, and I don't care what anyone else says, because that's exactly what she did to Jake. ;-;
So, in closing, Dawning Crap was nothing more then a huge fanfic ripped off from fics written by little girls who wouldn't know what a good novel or story was if it bit them in the a**. I couldn't agree more. The whole book was WTH for me. Personally, I think anyone but her could have written a better finale. Which leads me to say, I have a hard time believing the fact that she was writing this book before/during Twilight. v_v If anyone wants my review and opinion of the book, it's that I thought it was messy, not well-written, and scrumped up together. 2/10 Review for me. I loved all the other books, but this last one disappointed me. I pretty much knew that the book was going to be fail right from the start, but the type of fail was still up for debate when I bought the book. I wasn't expecting fanfiction s**t. I thought it would be mediocre at best, and just downright horrible and tedious at worse. I was somehow right; it was just plain TERRIBLE.
And that rant is only the beginning of the mini-essay I wrote after I finished the book.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:44 pm
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