Corrupt a Wish 2

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the case is the size of a room and the processing speed is absolutely horrid.

I wish it was Saturday.  

[Visp]

Its saturday, but your homework is due on monday and you havent started it yet, you also have test and quizes to study for. xp don't you wish it was thursday


i wish the october monthly collectable was here  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Visp

Its saturday, but your homework is due on monday and you havent started it yet, you also have test and quizes to study for. xp don't you wish it was thursday


i wish the october monthly collectable was here

(The funny thing is... thats all true except for the Thursday part. XD)

Granted, but the items now completely stink and the price of the collectibles plummets to an all new low.

I wish I was a ninja.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But you get killed because somebody from an enemy clan recognized you.

I wish that Gaia wasn't being run by jerks who would publicly release an item that has a chance of containing legendary items such as the nitemare headband and bustier.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but now it's run by hackers who use your emails to send you inappropriate spam and leave your avatar with nothing.

I wish everyone was colorblind, so that we can't tell anything by color...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now we discriminate by shades of gray now. xp

I wish I wasn't colorblind by the previous wish.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but now you get killed for being different as to being able to see the various hues of life...

I wish we all had one language...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now we all sound like idiots... and make fun of eachother for it.

I wish I could travel through videogames.  

[Visp]

Granted, but a glitch occurs an you get stuck in The bible game. hope you enjoy building arks

i wish i had an imaginary friend  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but he eats you alive and nobody cares.

I wish I could read minds and see only the stuff I wanted to see...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the government discovers your new found talent and quarantines you for the sake of national security.

I wish there was a mute button for politics.  

[Pankraz]

Visp

Granted, but a glitch occurs an you get stuck in Superman 64. hope you enjoy flying through hoops for no apparent reason.

i wish i had an imaginary friend

Fix'd.

Anyway, granted, but it was developed in Hiroshima, Japan and a nuke blew it up.
Plus, it was a top secret project so no one knew about it except for the people that blew up.

I wish that I didn't forget to save in Dead Rising cry  

[da burner123]

granted but know you lose your shirt

i wish the Pokemon league 2 would start up again  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the person trying to find the answers to what's going on which to kick-start it again dies of being overworked.

I wish I could read Katakana.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, but you used it somewhere ville outer space to meet Mr.Higgenbothem and he bludgeons you with a video card.

I wish we all knew where Mr.Higgenbothem is.