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Fresnel OberFeldwebel Fresnel OberFeldwebel Fresnel OberFeldwebel That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work. Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around. I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker. We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair. Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed? If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction. I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him. Probably stress and Scientologist spies. Stress can set off a stroke? ... oh s**t. eek My money is on the Scientologist spies. But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl ... it has come to mind that we may be next. Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs. Stress causes high blood pressure, which can in turn cause a stroke. Before Vince was an infomercial actor, he was a shitty comedian, and when he later pissed off the Co$, they shut down his business because most of his workers were scientologists and they all filed false police reports against him, or so he says. He sued the church for it, soo... I find it humorous that a man named Vince Offer is an infomercial salesman. You sir, are one special Offer. Yeah I suppose it would cause it. Alright then. Ooo, he left the scientologists and to top it off without good standing? Yeah... that's not good. His name is actually Vince Offer? That isn't a stage name? Oh god... emotion_facepalm It wasn't that HE was a Scientologist, it's just that most of his employees were, so when he pissed off the church they went on strike and accused him of false crimes, effectively shutting him down. Vince Offer is actually his real name as far as I can tell. If the church keeps coming after him though, he's sure to be a limited-time Offer.Oh man, that never gets old.
Lol I see what you did there.
Oh ok, yeah I get it now.
These scientologists are a sue happy bunch aren't they? But in this day and age who isn't?
Was his aggression founded? Who am I kidding, of course it was, any reason is a good reason to hate scientologists.
Oh snap.
Well, just wait till that Offer expires. surprised |
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:33 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:59 pm
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war_junky 91 Fresnel Inquisitor Brock OberFeldwebel Inquisitor Brock OberFeldwebel ... I know the defining moment for some of those tin heads out there. Obama being elected and winning. Voting for 'fame', yeah that's a good way to vote I hope it bites them all in the ******** a**. Anyway, since it being the late 80's for me... I was born in 1987. There isn't too much that I'm proud of that happened in that time. Reunification of Germany? Weren't there some conflicts at that time as well? Eh, Obama doesn't really count. Not yet. And there were, but the reunification of an entire country is a big deal. They beg to differ. Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h! I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen. Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets. POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t? Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.
We got some at a fair for sale. The work pretty well, but not as well as on the commerical |
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:08 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:41 pm
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OberFeldwebel exploding-waffles I actually met the sham wow guy (and bought some) at a boat show, he was whining about how they weren't letting him demonstrate soda spills on the carpet (it was a reception hall, above the boats, brand new) they work pretty well but absorb more like a sponge than a towel, if that makes any sense. He can soak up this warm and yellow liquid that I have in this glass, after I pour it on the carpet of course. They're towel sponges I think. Anyway, if they work as good as they say they do, they're good. ... then wtf is with the piece of s**t ones that we got?
Congrats, you got a cheap chinese knock off. |
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:56 pm
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Inquisitor Brock OberFeldwebel exploding-waffles I actually met the sham wow guy (and bought some) at a boat show, he was whining about how they weren't letting him demonstrate soda spills on the carpet (it was a reception hall, above the boats, brand new) they work pretty well but absorb more like a sponge than a towel, if that makes any sense. He can soak up this warm and yellow liquid that I have in this glass, after I pour it on the carpet of course. They're towel sponges I think. Anyway, if they work as good as they say they do, they're good. ... then wtf is with the piece of s**t ones that we got? Congrats, you got a cheap chinese knock off.
Yay!
No wonder it said, Made in Germainy. |
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:00 pm
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OberFeldwebel Inquisitor Brock OberFeldwebel exploding-waffles I actually met the sham wow guy (and bought some) at a boat show, he was whining about how they weren't letting him demonstrate soda spills on the carpet (it was a reception hall, above the boats, brand new) they work pretty well but absorb more like a sponge than a towel, if that makes any sense. He can soak up this warm and yellow liquid that I have in this glass, after I pour it on the carpet of course. They're towel sponges I think. Anyway, if they work as good as they say they do, they're good. ... then wtf is with the piece of s**t ones that we got? Congrats, you got a cheap chinese knock off. Yay! No wonder it said, Made in Germainy. |
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:14 pm
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Inquisitor Brock OberFeldwebel Inquisitor Brock OberFeldwebel exploding-waffles I actually met the sham wow guy (and bought some) at a boat show, he was whining about how they weren't letting him demonstrate soda spills on the carpet (it was a reception hall, above the boats, brand new) they work pretty well but absorb more like a sponge than a towel, if that makes any sense. He can soak up this warm and yellow liquid that I have in this glass, after I pour it on the carpet of course. They're towel sponges I think. Anyway, if they work as good as they say they do, they're good. ... then wtf is with the piece of s**t ones that we got? Congrats, you got a cheap chinese knock off. Yay! No wonder it said, Made in Germainy.
Well, anyway, that stuff burned pretty good. |
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