How do you want to die? What kinda funeral do ya want?

[Ihiku]

My perfect funeral? Well, either dying in my sleep (When I'm happiest), or perhaps being blown up by a Cruise missle whiel driving a flaming car filled with Sub-machine guns and Cuckoo-clocks, and a big T-Shirt which says F*UCK YOU in big letters.

As for my funeral? Well, um, IT'll be like then funeral for the My Chemical Romance video for Helena, where everyone ends up dancing, and its in the pouring rain, and in a big Cathedral. (Just picture me there instead of "Helena")

http://musicvideocodes.filefactory.com/video/musicvideo.php?id=10347

See what I mean by clicking the link above.

By the way, the song shall also play at the funeral.

Yep, all of that would be sweet.  

[deathdemon5]

I want to die falling off a cliff and I want my body untouched....  

[Tenebrion Valefor]

*Touch* ninja lol  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

sltwrsts123

Hmmm... I like the idea of suicide in the girls' bathroom. 3nodding That'd be great to cause a big frenzy at my school! Nothing ever happens there so I'd give them all something to talk about...

Great idea! 3nodding  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Seirahtes

I want to die by either:
1) sacrificing myself to a satanist cult
or
2) get high so I'm resistent to pain, stab myself in both wrists and bleed to death while drinking my own blood.

Once dead I want my body sliced up by a scythe, then cremated and put into a small container I want embedded in the hilt of a sword.

Hardcore *thumbs up*  

[Raven Halliwell]

i waNNA DIE QUICK AND EASY, BUT WANNA LEAVE A LAST REQUEST WILL TO MY FRIENDS, THE ONLY ONES WHO TRULY UNDERSTAND ME twisted rofl rofl rofl twisted twisted twisted also, i would like a funeral with my chemical romance playing only for my friends and VERY close relatives. uthere was this really cool quote inside papa roach's cover. it went something like"whose the fool? begger or king?no matter how u r in life, all's the same in death.  

[Kitsune Momo-kun]

i want to die during sex thats the best way to go^.^
and i want to be buried with pornos  

[Oterys]

I've given it some more thought and have decided that maybe, instead of the whole closet thing...maybe I would prefer to be murdered...its faster. I'm sure I would cheat and get out of the closet...the will to live and all. But a quick and nearly painless murder would have to be the way to go. As for the funeral, well I have no friends...local anyway. And my family...that's questionable too, so I would still have to leave the important details such as the burning of my body to someone else. I still like the Viking death... it would be the ultimate irony. I have been afraid of water (nearly drowned at 9) and fire (nearly had myself set on fire by some crazed maniac at 13) for so long that it would be the best way to go.  

[Niraco]

I can't really say, because nothing can kill me... well hasn't managed to yet!  

[DR490N]

personally, it doesnt matter much how i die, since the body is but a feeble shell for the spirit, though i'd like to die as a martyr for some heroic cause. i belong in battle, truth be told. this is a recent realiztion. i belong either on stage or in a battle, and i'd like to die in battle. as long as my death is honourable, it doesnt matter that much to me. as for the funeral, i dont really know. bury my body, burn it, whatever they choose. i dont really care.  

[Flaring Sunset]

i want to die by getting shot in the back and eaten through out a year.
i want to be burried in a black wedding dress...or something dark and nice. i wnat the band MCR or Cradle of Filth to be there to sing heart it's my dream heart  

[DR490N]

.....get better bands if it's a dream. MCR is about as emo as a band can get without being classified as emo, while cradle of filth is just pathetic.  

[lurichan]

DR490N

.....get better bands if it's a dream. MCR is about as emo as a band can get without being classified as emo, while cradle of filth is just pathetic.

Please refrain from insulting other people's choices in music. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and personal tastes. Don't be rude, insulting, or discriminatory when people are opening up and sharing their personal tastes and preferences.  

[DR490N]

...whatever happened to freedom of speech?  

[the Rain Maker]

Ok, I want my death to be relatively painless. Or extremely painful so that I go into shock or something to the point were I don't feel it any more. I do NOT want to die in a hospital, tubes and needles and sickly things scare me. I would like to die in a shocking and attention getting way. I doesn't have to get the whole world's attention, just my family, like me choking on something at thanksgiving dinner and dying instantly with my head falling into the sweet potatoes. Or I want to be murdered in front of people who know me. Preferably with a gun.

The funeral will be gloomy and black. Not like todays funerals were you aren't required to wear black anymore, at mine, you have to be weaing all black or you will NOT be allowed into the cathedral. Yes it will be in a cathedral because I hope to have known a lot of people when I die. I want a long, fire engine red casket, except I won't be in it. I'm going to be cremated and my ashes will be put in my mom's flower pot and she won't know it.