Random Crap

[Commander Nitro]

ok since your randomer than me (NOT) then lets move on you pick the topic  

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The battle has begun...  

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For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However,
recent information proves otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light.

The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take
for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the path of the
dark flowing into the candle.

Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.
There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all
of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass
generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in the solid
wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount of heat. Thus
it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle. Dark is also heavier
than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you notice it gets slowly darker
and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet, you are in
total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the
lake and the lighter light floats to the top. The immense power of dark can
be utilized to mans advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to
the bottom of lakes and push it through turbines, which generate
electricity and help push it to the ocean where it may be safely stored.
Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers
and lakes to the ocean.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand
in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open
the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since
the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the
closet.

In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives much
easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that it is
indeed a dark sucker  

[guygag]

It is also a proven fact that if you eat a lemon before intercourse you will have a more pleasurable sexual experience. Also cheese is yummy so don't eat no damn pie until you've had your lunchables lemonade yesterday  

[thubui]

i am a doggy hear me meow.  

[Commander Nitro]

I was at a laser light show and there was this one son of a b***h that you wish you never ran into, he was sitting right behind me and guess what he said, "hey dumbass you mind" I turned around (the show had not begun yet) and I went with this phrase "what the hell do you mean by 'dumbass' ya dipshit" and of course we start yelling at each other and then I put my fist up and of all times theres a cop RIGHT there and this son of a b***h told the cop that I started it and that I was gonna punch him and then they looked the camera footage and this son of a b***h started crying lol and the funniest thing of all, he got kicked out lol  

[thubui]

wow, that's funny.  

[Commander Nitro]

I was so jumpy walking to the car at night with that guy pisssed at me, I think I could handle a fight with him but not a gun unless he was in a 2-foot range or if he jumped me with a knife cuz there was alot of comotion so I wouldnt have heard him walking  

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I once got mad at my friend and threw a baseball at him, I messed up the throw and the ball went towards his face instead and I was like "oh s**t", but it missed and was about to hit a girl I didn't know in the face and then I was like "OH s**t" that really sucked for me, and I felt really bad becuz the girl was only 9 and she had a bruise on her face cuz of me.  

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Me and my friend firelord9559 were bored so we painted our faces and his brother and sisters faces to make us look all bloodied up and went on the front lawn and chased cars that drove by. I tend to do random things when I'm bored that usually end up getting me in trouble or injured.  

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I ARE GEEZUS COW!!! HEAR ME MOOOOOOOOO *angels in background singing*  

[Commander Nitro]

I can see that and did you know that if someonr flicks you off that it means they like you and that they wanna ******** you  

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Well then there are a LOT of gay men where I live  

[Commander Nitro]

lol  

[guygag]

kinda creepy