Why you divorced the person above you!

[master_maji]

^ destroyed the city of Atlantis with a lawn dart and a pool noodle  

[SADERR]

^Cheated on me with my dog while I was gone to the store for candy.  

[redtearsblackwings]

^ Stole all my gold so I couldn't buy anything for myself.  

[Angel of the End]

^ purchased a fur coat  

[Whisper Gently]

^ Had a nose bleed  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^tore up my comic book collection into tiny pieces and sprinkled them over her breakfast cereal.  

[SADERR]

^Blinked, breathed, slept, eat, and drank too frequently.  

[Kakei Setsunai]

^ Cried during a movie that wasn't sad.

 

[Necrodancer Ghost]

^ kept putting in extra quarters into the Street Fighter machine.

 

[see weed mermaid]

^ Always ******** up the bathroom and never cleaned up.

 

[the_underworks]

^ Got into an argument about who would win in a fight, The Pope or Bob Barker. Bob Barker pwns  

[master_maji]

^ had an unhealthy obsession towards making the squeaking noise with there shoes  

[The_First_God_Zero]

^Shot my parents for making tea that wasn't mixed with exactly two cups of milk and one teaspoon of sugar.  

[Blood~~fox]

^ Stole my rats to make stew.  

[master_maji]

^turned my evil civilization into a friendly one >(