Boobs + guns = bad mix

[Fresnel]

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.  

[uryu ishida]

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Except I'm clean, and young mrgreen  

[Fresnel]

uryu ishida

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Except I'm clean, and young mrgreen

Dirty old men have no age limit. My brother is living proof of this.  

[Inquisitor Brock]

I respect her, and want to know more about her.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Inquisitor Brock

I respect her, and want to know more about her.

What, like her cup size?

... ok, yeah that was terrible.  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Inquisitor Brock

I respect her, and want to know more about her.

What, like her cup size?

... ok, yeah that was terrible.

Especially since she already told us. xd

Personally, I would have gone with "does the carpet match the drapes?", but I think I've been around my brother a little too long.  

[Cleveland Steamroller]

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink  

[uryu ishida]

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

Hawt.









Yes, I'm "that guy" who does the single word sentences to everything like this.  

[Fresnel]

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

On the flip side, when the temperature's at 60°, you have a valid excuse to wear a light jacket. 3nodding

And since you said that, I now feel obligated to ask exactly what color said drapes are. xd  

[uryu ishida]

Fresnel

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

On the flip side, when the temperature's at 60°, you have a valid excuse to wear a light jacket. 3nodding

And since you said that, I now feel obligated to ask exactly what color said drapes are. xd

I think pictars are in order.  

[MasterSergeant]

Cleveland Steamroller

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

I say again, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

Well, I was only joking but.. yeah.

Huh, so it's quite nipply in the store eh?


Well, the guy is running a business and if doing stuff like that generates more sales then... the job is done, albeit in less than ethical or moral means.

Response from you to Fresnel:
surprised


Hey, do you have any Webley Mk VIs?  

[Anima_Raptor]

Yay boobs ^__^

On a more serious note, this might sound silly, but maybe drape a towel over your shoulder? It'll let the shells roll right off maybe  

[Cleveland Steamroller]

Fresnel

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

On the flip side, when the temperature's at 60°, you have a valid excuse to wear a light jacket. 3nodding

And since you said that, I now feel obligated to ask exactly what color said drapes are. xd

I'm a brunette, you do the math wink

Ober: Nope. I don't even know what that is.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

Cleveland Steamroller

Fresnel

I think it's hilarious that you came in here complaining about how gun nuts love to ogle you, and now you've got US demanding pictures, SO WE CAN OGLE YOU.

Self-fulfilling prophecy, I tells ya.

Hey, it's all in good humor wink On the other hand, when I'm selling guns I try to be professional but it's a little hard to keep myself from slapping some people. Especially when the owner turns the temp. down to 59 ******** DEGREES FAHRENHEIT scream He always claims that he's too hot but I swear he does it just to make my nipples hard stare

Ober: 34D, there, ya happy now? xd

Fres: Well, it does match, but I shave wink

On the flip side, when the temperature's at 60°, you have a valid excuse to wear a light jacket. 3nodding

And since you said that, I now feel obligated to ask exactly what color said drapes are. xd

I'm a brunette, you do the math wink

Ober: Nope. I don't even know what that is.

Oh, it's an English revolver chambered in .455 Webley or some cylinders were cut to accept .45 ACP.
I'm looking for one in either, since you can get the cylinder and barrel for either caliber online.