Zombie Plan

[T-bird forgotten angel]

Silly Secksi Sasuke

+My Plan+

I don't think I live near him. I live all the way out here in Oklahoma. I would stock up on weapons and stuff. Have an underground bunker filled with food and other supplies. Then when the zombies come, I'll be ready. I'll have spot light's up that when they step into them, it will shoot flames at them, burning them to a crisp. I would have shot guns and every other weapon you could think of. And if people need to be saved, well to bad. If they're not my friends they can die. I don't want to be infected.

I'll have an escape plan. I'll probably be on the run. I'll be looking for T-Bird. If he turns infected-like he says all the time he will-, I'll just kill him. Cuz, he said he would come after me. I don't want to be bit by him. He scares me.
I'll beat him with pills when he comes near me.

hey wait who said I would become infected and chase you down I would not even be infected and still chase you down I already said your my first target (even though your not a zombie) you would still be a target the only reason why is because I would chase you down and get you to join up with me then we can go try to see what became of our other friends depends if I chase you down and stop you from running away would you join me in fighting them?  

[YoYo is Luv]

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

+My Plan+

I don't think I live near him. I live all the way out here in Oklahoma. I would stock up on weapons and stuff. Have an underground bunker filled with food and other supplies. Then when the zombies come, I'll be ready. I'll have spot light's up that when they step into them, it will shoot flames at them, burning them to a crisp. I would have shot guns and every other weapon you could think of. And if people need to be saved, well to bad. If they're not my friends they can die. I don't want to be infected.

I'll have an escape plan. I'll probably be on the run. I'll be looking for T-Bird. If he turns infected-like he says all the time he will-, I'll just kill him. Cuz, he said he would come after me. I don't want to be bit by him. He scares me.
I'll beat him with pills when he comes near me.

Hey, wait, who said I would become infected and chase you down? I would not even be infected and still chase you down. I already said your my first target (even though your not a zombie) you would still be a target. The only reason why is because I would chase you down and get you to join up with me. Then we can go try to see what became of our other friends. Depends if I chase you down and stop you from running away would you join me in fighting them?

The horror! I could barley read your post! I told you I am a grammar Nazi!

Yeah, sure, I'll join up. cool

There. I fixed it! Not a single period in that paragraph. Boy, what are you thinking? I am a grammar Nazi! I have told I would go crazy if I saw a post like that. >< Not to be mean or anything. It's a habit. I have to fix mistakes. It's in my blood.

One wrong move and your zombie treats. Do you understand me, boy?  

[T-bird forgotten angel]

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

+My Plan+

I don't think I live near him. I live all the way out here in Oklahoma. I would stock up on weapons and stuff. Have an underground bunker filled with food and other supplies. Then when the zombies come, I'll be ready. I'll have spot light's up that when they step into them, it will shoot flames at them, burning them to a crisp. I would have shot guns and every other weapon you could think of. And if people need to be saved, well to bad. If they're not my friends they can die. I don't want to be infected.

I'll have an escape plan. I'll probably be on the run. I'll be looking for T-Bird. If he turns infected-like he says all the time he will-, I'll just kill him. Cuz, he said he would come after me. I don't want to be bit by him. He scares me.
I'll beat him with pills when he comes near me.

Hey, wait, who said I would become infected and chase you down? I would not even be infected and still chase you down. I already said your my first target (even though your not a zombie) you would still be a target. The only reason why is because I would chase you down and get you to join up with me. Then we can go try to see what became of our other friends. Depends if I chase you down and stop you from running away would you join me in fighting them?

The horror! I could barley read your post! I told you I am a grammar Nazi!

Yeah, sure, I'll join up. cool

There. I fixed it! Not a single period in that paragraph. Boy, what are you thinking? I am a grammar Nazi! I have told I would go crazy if I saw a post like that. >< Not to be mean or anything. It's a habit. I have to fix mistakes. It's in my blood.

One wrong move and your zombie treats. Do you understand me, boy?

whatever maybe I will just leave you behind  

[YoYo is Luv]

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

hmm good question head to the airport take a pilot with me fly to area uninfected and leave them a warning and take some of my friends with me then when it spreads all across the u.s. fly to the nearest safety zone and wait there for a while then when that zone is in the line of the zombie invasion fight my way out and continue to move on and looking for weapons,supplies,food,water,etc. and continue this for a good while

Take me with you! Or else.

maybe I already told you what I would do to you on Xbox live if it happened lol XD I am kidding of course I would take you with me just be sure to pack as many weapons and food and supplies as you can or you wont make it very far XD

do you guys evan live near enough for him to wait.

idk where she lives but I am sure that if I am on the run with guns,supplies,swords,weapons,etc. I would probably be able to save a good number of people as long as they are not infected and still living if they are then I will have no choice but to put them out of there missery but yeah I could probably make it a good distance to save a good number of people

well unless your skilled in swords they would be a bad idea. they would dull after a few hits.

If you sharpen the swords before the fight, they wont be as dull as you think. I have swords. I have practiced with them. They do not dull that easily. As long as the steel is good, it wont dull. Take Samurai swords. Those are made out of really good steal. The more you use them, and the sharper the blade is, the sword will get sharper.

So, when using a sword go with a samurai.  

[Scorch21500]

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

maybe I already told you what I would do to you on Xbox live if it happened lol XD I am kidding of course I would take you with me just be sure to pack as many weapons and food and supplies as you can or you wont make it very far XD

do you guys evan live near enough for him to wait.

idk where she lives but I am sure that if I am on the run with guns,supplies,swords,weapons,etc. I would probably be able to save a good number of people as long as they are not infected and still living if they are then I will have no choice but to put them out of there missery but yeah I could probably make it a good distance to save a good number of people

well unless your skilled in swords they would be a bad idea. they would dull after a few hits.

If you sharpen the swords before the fight, they wont be as dull as you think. I have swords. I have practiced with them. They do not dull that easily. As long as the steel is good, it wont dull. Take Samurai swords. Those are made out of really good steal. The more you use them, and the sharper the blade is, the sword will get sharper.

So, when using a sword go with a samurai.

you ever go to cut a human limp off? unless you hit them right the blade will dull when it hits the bone.  

[Zombie Swagger]

Scorch21500

jims oreo

To answer your questions:

T-Bird_Neko_San: WTF?! Military wouldn't be doing anything if there ever was a zombie apocolypse... They'd probably be dead as well...

Scorch21500: No, Like an Iron Man Suit. I'd be able to walk on walls with my spiked hands and feet. NO STOPPING OMEGA ZOMBIE!

1) most of the milateiry would be alive.
2) that is imposable. sorry thanks for playing.

That's why it is called a joke... I could make a real zombie plan, bu tI'd rather write a whole novel on what I would do and how I would die...  

[YoYo is Luv]

Scorch21500

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

maybe I already told you what I would do to you on Xbox live if it happened lol XD I am kidding of course I would take you with me just be sure to pack as many weapons and food and supplies as you can or you wont make it very far XD

do you guys evan live near enough for him to wait.

idk where she lives but I am sure that if I am on the run with guns,supplies,swords,weapons,etc. I would probably be able to save a good number of people as long as they are not infected and still living if they are then I will have no choice but to put them out of there missery but yeah I could probably make it a good distance to save a good number of people

well unless your skilled in swords they would be a bad idea. they would dull after a few hits.

If you sharpen the swords before the fight, they wont be as dull as you think. I have swords. I have practiced with them. They do not dull that easily. As long as the steel is good, it wont dull. Take Samurai swords. Those are made out of really good steal. The more you use them, and the sharper the blade is, the sword will get sharper.

So, when using a sword go with a samurai.

you ever go to cut a human limp off? unless you hit them right the blade will dull when it hits the bone.

Have you? I know what I'm talking about when it comes to swords. Samurai swords are the best to use. The more you use them, the more they sharpen. I know facts about them. I am a collector.

Oh, you spelled limb wrong.  

[YoYo is Luv]

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

+My Plan+

I don't think I live near him. I live all the way out here in Oklahoma. I would stock up on weapons and stuff. Have an underground bunker filled with food and other supplies. Then when the zombies come, I'll be ready. I'll have spot light's up that when they step into them, it will shoot flames at them, burning them to a crisp. I would have shot guns and every other weapon you could think of. And if people need to be saved, well to bad. If they're not my friends they can die. I don't want to be infected.

I'll have an escape plan. I'll probably be on the run. I'll be looking for T-Bird. If he turns infected-like he says all the time he will-, I'll just kill him. Cuz, he said he would come after me. I don't want to be bit by him. He scares me.
I'll beat him with pills when he comes near me.

Hey, wait, who said I would become infected and chase you down? I would not even be infected and still chase you down. I already said your my first target (even though your not a zombie) you would still be a target. The only reason why is because I would chase you down and get you to join up with me. Then we can go try to see what became of our other friends. Depends if I chase you down and stop you from running away would you join me in fighting them?

The horror! I could barley read your post! I told you I am a grammar Nazi!

Yeah, sure, I'll join up. cool

There. I fixed it! Not a single period in that paragraph. Boy, what are you thinking? I am a grammar Nazi! I have told I would go crazy if I saw a post like that. >< Not to be mean or anything. It's a habit. I have to fix mistakes. It's in my blood.

One wrong move and your zombie treats. Do you understand me, boy?

whatever maybe I will just leave you behind

Gasp. Your taking me. Or so help me, I'll, I'll, I don't know. I'll beat you with pills and set you on fire. How would you like that? I'll bring the guns and the swords?  

[T-bird forgotten angel]

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

Silly Secksi Sasuke

+My Plan+

I don't think I live near him. I live all the way out here in Oklahoma. I would stock up on weapons and stuff. Have an underground bunker filled with food and other supplies. Then when the zombies come, I'll be ready. I'll have spot light's up that when they step into them, it will shoot flames at them, burning them to a crisp. I would have shot guns and every other weapon you could think of. And if people need to be saved, well to bad. If they're not my friends they can die. I don't want to be infected.

I'll have an escape plan. I'll probably be on the run. I'll be looking for T-Bird. If he turns infected-like he says all the time he will-, I'll just kill him. Cuz, he said he would come after me. I don't want to be bit by him. He scares me.
I'll beat him with pills when he comes near me.

Hey, wait, who said I would become infected and chase you down? I would not even be infected and still chase you down. I already said your my first target (even though your not a zombie) you would still be a target. The only reason why is because I would chase you down and get you to join up with me. Then we can go try to see what became of our other friends. Depends if I chase you down and stop you from running away would you join me in fighting them?

The horror! I could barley read your post! I told you I am a grammar Nazi!

Yeah, sure, I'll join up. cool

There. I fixed it! Not a single period in that paragraph. Boy, what are you thinking? I am a grammar Nazi! I have told I would go crazy if I saw a post like that. >< Not to be mean or anything. It's a habit. I have to fix mistakes. It's in my blood.

One wrong move and your zombie treats. Do you understand me, boy?

whatever maybe I will just leave you behind

Gasp. Your taking me. Or so help me, I'll, I'll, I don't know. I'll beat you with pills and set you on fire. How would you like that? I'll bring the guns and the swords?

how would you be able to beat me with pills if you could not even catch me? ha ha just kidding of course I will take you with me.  

[Zombie Swagger]

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Scorch21500

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

idk where she lives but I am sure that if I am on the run with guns,supplies,swords,weapons,etc. I would probably be able to save a good number of people as long as they are not infected and still living if they are then I will have no choice but to put them out of there missery but yeah I could probably make it a good distance to save a good number of people

well unless your skilled in swords they would be a bad idea. they would dull after a few hits.

If you sharpen the swords before the fight, they wont be as dull as you think. I have swords. I have practiced with them. They do not dull that easily. As long as the steel is good, it wont dull. Take Samurai swords. Those are made out of really good steal. The more you use them, and the sharper the blade is, the sword will get sharper.

So, when using a sword go with a samurai.

you ever go to cut a human limp off? unless you hit them right the blade will dull when it hits the bone.

Have you? I know what I'm talking about when it comes to swords. Samurai swords are the best to use. The more you use them, the more they sharpen. I know facts about them. I am a collector.

Oh, you spelled limb wrong.

By Samurai sword, you mean Katana right?

And Ninjato is the best weapon ever for melee. They were used by ninja to kill the samurai. I know lots about ninja ninja and their weapons...  

[YoYo is Luv]

jims oreo

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Scorch21500

Silly Secksi Sasuke

Scorch21500

Xx-T-bird_neko_san-xX

idk where she lives but I am sure that if I am on the run with guns,supplies,swords,weapons,etc. I would probably be able to save a good number of people as long as they are not infected and still living if they are then I will have no choice but to put them out of there missery but yeah I could probably make it a good distance to save a good number of people

well unless your skilled in swords they would be a bad idea. they would dull after a few hits.

If you sharpen the swords before the fight, they wont be as dull as you think. I have swords. I have practiced with them. They do not dull that easily. As long as the steel is good, it wont dull. Take Samurai swords. Those are made out of really good steal. The more you use them, and the sharper the blade is, the sword will get sharper.

So, when using a sword go with a samurai.

you ever go to cut a human limp off? unless you hit them right the blade will dull when it hits the bone.

Have you? I know what I'm talking about when it comes to swords. Samurai swords are the best to use. The more you use them, the more they sharpen. I know facts about them. I am a collector.

Oh, you spelled limb wrong.

By Samurai sword, you mean Katana right?

And Ninjato is the best weapon ever for melee. They were used by ninja to kill the samurai. I know lots about ninja ninja and their weapons...

Yes. I know bits and pieces about Swords. But, I've never heard of a Ninjato. Perhaps, I'll look it up.  

[semburu254]

i think i will go to the nearb base
cuz im a military family
so i can always go in  

[cowboy gabe]

NON SAFE PLAN

I would go to the top of my roof and Put the Final Countdown really loud and Run like the didckens lol.  

[killjoy1]

I would take:
- My neighbor's RV
- My dad's blowtorch
- Boxes full of scrap metal
- 50 Steel bars
- a saw ( that can pierce metal )

I would use the RV so I could be protected while moving, but before I even started to go, I would bar each and every window, then I'd take some scrap metal and melt it onto the bars so nothing could see inside.

I would also weld together a structure in which I could seal off the door, but still being able to open it from the outside, I would have a latch on the inside so I could lock it when I'd go to sleep. I would also make door structures for every other door, so in case a zombie manages to get in, I still have a safe place to go.

Next I would stock up on food, something I could eat quick. Then I would drive to my brothers friends house, take him and all of his guns. I would bring my family, and my dog.

After that I would start a journey half-way across the US to get to the Pacific border of California, from there, I would seek out survivors for a while, and take a trip across seas to Hawaii, because zombies cant swim.  

[Elfen-twilight-Lied]

I would drive to the mall and block it all up.
Well first i would get my grandpas shot gun, get my moms big knifes and get some of my family n friends in on this.
Then i would drive to the mall, block all windows n entrances. Then i would go to the monators, and check all the entrances. The mall has weapons, clothing, aid-kits and food. I would be able to stay alive for awhile.