You know you watch too much anime if...

[megamans little neko]

you watch too much anime if you look at your pet expecting it to talk to you in perfect english
(sailor moon) (and i have once looked at my cat yelling can you understand english)  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you hit the lotto, and spend it all on creating real life Gundams twisted heart  

[Kitirena]

Crystal Void

You know u watch too much anime if you think blue is a natural hair color.

Got a variation on that one for you: You know you watch too much anime when you see someone with blue, green, white, or bright red hair and wonder what character they're cosplaying. (Happened to me a few times IRL, nyao!) >^_^<  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you look at people Cosplaying outside conventions and think they're normal...and the people who are NOT Cosplaying outside of conventions as weird whee heart  

[Kitirena]

Ayanami Rei First Child

You know you watch too much Anime when speak Japanese so much you forget how to talk in English twisted heart

Or when you accidentally switch from English to Japanese, and you've lived your whole life in the US, Canada, or the UK.

Or when you say something in Nihongo and wonder why people are looking at you funny as they try to figure out what you just said, even though you understood yourself perfectly.

And you know you play a catgirl (or catboy) too much when you catch yourself randomly ending sentences with "nyao" IRL like I've been doing recently, nyao. >^_^<  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when visit antique shops to find old magic relics! whee  

[Kitirena]

You know you watch too much anime when you decide to major in engineering in college because you want to build your own 50' tall battle robot.

You know you watch WAY too much anime when you major in engineering in college not because you want your own mecha, but because you want to be the first one to create a real-life Nuku-Nuku or Astro Boy/Tetsuwan Atom!

And you know you need to stop watching anime for a few months and come back to reality if you not only major in engineering so you can build your own Nuku-Nuku, but go so far as to actually adopt a stray cat just so you can use her brain in your own Nuku-Nuku! >^_^< (Not that a certain Kiti would ever dream of going quite that far... although a strange friend of hers on the other paw... {looking innocent})  

[Kitirena]

You know you watch too much anime when you buy replicas of your favorite magical girl's equipment and/or costume because you want to have cool powers like hers!

You know you watch WAY too much anime if you start trying to figure out how to give yourself magical girl powers in real life, nyao! blaugh  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you try to kill someone by writing in a notebook, and start seeing Shinigamis whee  

[Elzingaiv]

You know you watch too much anime when you know the dates and events of the One year war better than this history of your own country. (Gundam)  

[Lord Darkstarr]

Kitirena

And you know you need to stop watching anime for a few months and come back to reality if you not only major in engineering so you can build your own Nuku-Nuku, but go so far as to actually adopt a stray cat just so you can use her brain in your own Nuku-Nuku! >^_^< (Not that a certain Kiti would ever dream of going quite that far... although a strange friend of hers on the other paw... {looking innocent})

I did not! It was just a brief notion I had once!

And you know you watch too much anime when you see someone dressed as either a Gundam pilot, a character from Evangelion, or Nagisa from Iczer-1 and wonder if you can hotwire their mecha and go for a joyride in it.  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

Oh man that's GREAT there Dark!

You know you watch too much Anime when you try to go to Nerima Japan to learn how to use your ki in Martial Arts from the Nerima Wrecking Crew (Ranma 1/2)  

[Arkanik]

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You know you watch too much anime when you want to shout 'Kai Oh Ken times ten!' before lifting something heavy.

*Vanishes before the 'old person' jokes start*  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when believe putting on a tiger stripped bikini and putting two Oni horns on your head will give you the ability to fly and shoot lightning from your hands. You know you should stop watching Anime when you decide to fly off the roof of a 3rd story building...again. whee