If Konoha Village really exists, you would be...

[Takeshi Shindo]

i would be eating ramen and dating hinata heart  

[Orchidelirium]

...Asleep in class. Most definitly.  

[Geninalanna]

I would probably end up babysitting Konohamaru and the gang. sweatdrop When I wasn't training or spying on Naruto at the ramen shop. ninja  

[peachymint]

i would be begging Shikamaru to teach me Shougi and Go. then i would go beg Tsunade to take me on as an apprentice.

but above all else, i would avoid Gai as much as possible.

naturally, i'd be a normal at the Ichiraku.  

[Naniwasaga]

I'd be in the country's border wall, scouting any susicious people and kicking their a**, booyah!  

[Beh Bear]

Well, I wouldn't be in Konoha, but in the Hidden Village of Sand.
..Stalking Kankurou. ninja  

[Polio]

I'd be stalking Neji and Lee heart or Kiba and Akamaru. heart Or when i can't find them, i'd train to become a medical ninja with Tsuande or Talk with Shizume on using Needles and see if she would hep me become a medical ninja... blaugh

-edit- or i would be a hunter nin. Hunter nins are cool. I wouldn't mind killing exiled ninjas for a job. I could be both too. A medical nin and a Hunter nin. whee blaugh  

[cherryblossom_chan]

i will probably ask Tsunande to teach me medical jutsus and other jutsus and hangout with team 7 and stay in their group..and be jumping roof to roof....  

[The Jenoine]

I would stalk Gaara and every time a girl dared to look at him I would preform Long Live Yaoi No Jutsu!  

[zekim]

I'd be either stuffing myself w/ RAmen or running amok blaugh blaugh blaugh  

[Shydragon]

I would be training walking up trees!  

[Nova Blancke]

jaybee3

If Konoha was real...I would find Orochimaru asap, tell him: 'Oi resurect some dead blokes for me, otherwise I'll get some ANBU blokies on you' So he'll resurect all the Hokages for me, then they would teach me everything, and i would learn it quick coz i would already have the manyekou sharingan so life would be dandy.

Er.... the manyekou sharingan doesn't improve copying moves. And Orichumaru prolly kill you and the Anbu 3nodding

Anyway, I'd be training to control Chakra, kill Shikamaru and making moves on Temari OR stalking Tayuya. 3nodding  

[G03NITZ]

Eating up on a tree!  

[.Reinforce.Me.]

i would marry sasuke biggrin