You know you are a stoner when...

[MICHAEL JACKSON DIED T_T]

when your farts and s**t smell like weed!


yes this has ACTUALLY happened to me on several occasions after eating WAY TOO MANY cannabis edibles.

i remember i took a dump and then my boyfriends mom asked me if i smoked a bowl in the bathroom. it was quite awkward.  

[Stephy Dirty Lil Secret]

You know you're a stoner when your circle has specific nick names for each other, such as Bonghog, Jointlover, Rookie Toker, and StonedChick

You know you're a stoner when you realize you're posting "You know you're a stoner" incidents and probably did all of them an hour ago

 

[PeePeeBaconSizzle]

You know you're a stoner when...
-You partake in marijuana discussion in health class
-Can't stay awake in P.E.
-Fall asleep while eating
-Have 27 helpings of doritos
-Get things high that usually don't ever get high(spider, kitten, sleeping brother)
-You think your life has theme music when really it's ur Ipod playing  

[Obiwan katokey]

SpazzTasticallly Vicious

You know you're a stoner when...
-You partake in marijuana discussion in health class
-Can't stay awake in P.E.
-Fall asleep while eating
-Have 27 helpings of doritos
-Get things high that usually don't ever get high(spider, kitten, sleeping brother)
-You think your life has theme music when really it's ur Ipod playing

rofl @ getting your sleeping brother high  

[winter rat]

SpazzTasticallly Vicious

You know you're a stoner when...
-You partake in marijuana discussion in health class
-Get things high that usually don't ever get high(spider, kitten, sleeping brother)
-You think your life has theme music when really it's ur Ipod playing

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

I can relate.

The world is not high enough" James B.

 

[HippieKrowly]

ur a stoner when ur eyes are bloodshot and ur seeing things coming out of ur walls lol  

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

you forget the name of your pipe o.O

 

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

misfit baby

SpazzTasticallly Vicious

You know you're a stoner when...
-You partake in marijuana discussion in health class
-Get things high that usually don't ever get high(spider, kitten, sleeping brother)
-You think your life has theme music when really it's ur Ipod playing

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

I can relate.

The world is not high enough" James B.

lol damn isn't that the truth wink i love my theme music... i don't have an ipod but there is alway music going on in my head... lol

the best is when i am really messed up in a store and i am like doing a funky walk to my theme music then like bust a move in the store its great lmao  

[winter rat]

Okazaki Isshin_Jack

misfit baby

SpazzTasticallly Vicious

You know you're a stoner when...
-You partake in marijuana discussion in health class
-Get things high that usually don't ever get high(spider, kitten, sleeping brother)
-You think your life has theme music when really it's ur Ipod playing

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

I can relate.

The world is not high enough" James B.

lol damn isn't that the truth wink i love my theme music... i don't have an ipod but there is alway music going on in my head... lol

the best is when i am really messed up in a store and i am like doing a funky walk to my theme music then like bust a move in the store its great lmao

Yeah when I'm high I have an ocd with music.  

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

lol don't i know it... i normally have bob marely or sublime lol or matishuya or george harrison and his chants razz xd

 

[winter rat]

I listen to everything when I'm high whatever is on my profile on here that is lulz.  

[Rei_Toei]

omg, i have done almost all of this stuff..

there's a bag of Werther's caramels on the table, bong under the table, i got the cat high earlier, i have a drawer full of lighters and i sometimes forget why i entered a room! how many people can be in my head at one time!?? eek xd  

[Rei_Toei]

... when the phrase "Liquid Plumber Foaming Pipe Snake" strikes you as funny... rofl  

[Obiwan katokey]

Rei_Toei

... when the phrase "Liquid Plumber Foaming Pipe Snake" strikes you as funny... rofl

rofl rofl rofl it took me a second to get that  

[winter rat]

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

Lol, anything I go to the mini shops.. and I see 'a joint art shop' I always think Oh, they draw your avies with joints or something ~

The world is not high enough" James B.