CORRUPT-A-WISH

[Death Shikaku]

Granted! The corpse of George Washington will come alive, then he'll lust your brains and eat them.

I wish that I could wish again. ninja  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
Except every wish you make will now turn out to be a horrible ball of failure.

I wish had more time, T-I-M-E.
(Because if someone thinks like me they would have gone the herb route)  

[Fate-J]

Granted!
But the rate of the number of things you have to do increase at twice the speed of the increase in the time your given(:
[no idea what herbs neutral ]
I wish to be inteligent!  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted! Your knowledge shall grow... and grow, and grow. Until your brain gets too huge and explodes. biggrin


I wish I had an iPod. ):  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
But it's full of music you hate and the place you plug it into the computer is broken.

I wish I were dead. :'D  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted! You're dead.

>8D

I wish I had some chicken pot pie. (I think I know what's gonna happen)  

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! But it expired 2 years ago. :<

I wish my boyfriend was here with me.  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted! But he acts like a jerk and you're forced to punish him.....

I wish to graduate from college already. ((I can already picture several bad things coming from this...))  

[Fate-J]

Granted!
But right when you graduated, it is announced that the whole year have to stay back for another year (or two) cause they taught the wrong syllabus biggrin
I wish to be able to get a non-dangerous job end of year(:

[Moon: What hair are is that? It looks really pretty!!]  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
You sit in an office all day where your boss yells at you constantly for no reason and you get headaches from staring at a computer screen for hours. The rest of the people in the office mysteriously hate you.

I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! Why is it so delicious? The secret ingredient is PEOPLE!

I wish I had healthier sleeping habits.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
But you're now stuck in China's time zone.

I wish I knew who has influenced me most so I could finish my essay.  

[VampressLeona]

Granted! You figure it out and write a stupendous paper which is so great they publish it in the local paper and everyone else in your life you didnt choose gets upset that you didnt write about them...

I wish my laptop battery would last longer....  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
Your laptop battery now lasts days!
But your laptop itself explodes.

I wish you were my friend.  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted!
You're now my friend. >8D MY FRIEND!! *goes insane and murders countless people and eats numerous dead babies and puppies*

I wish for a new cell phone.