.Hack Family

[Darkly_Doomed]

taurus_boy

I think Ovan would be a good father.
He's seems as though he generally cares for those around him, despite him being uber mysterious.

What about his major creepiness (SISTER COMPLEX AND STALKING HASEO)? I mean, he could be a good father if he tried to, but most likely he'd end up stalking his daughter or something on her first date and being super overprotective of his kids and spouse. So he MIGHT be a good father. Maybe.  

[Mr Eliot]

Kuhn would be an awesome brother. haseo a more stoic grandfather that wishes to keep to himself. that would be interesting.

and i say no to ovan. i do not need complex logic and riddles and secret hidden messages and deceit and stalking to be a topic of social interaction in my day to day family life XDDDD

balmung as the super awesome uncle that drops by.

i think blackrose would be a good parent for some strange reason, i just like that character for some reason.  

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Mr Eliot

Kuhn would be an awesome brother. haseo a more stoic grandfather that wishes to keep to himself. that would be interesting.

and i say no to ovan. i do not need complex logic and riddles and secret hidden messages and deceit and stalking to be a topic of social interaction in my day to day family life XDDDD

balmung as the super awesome uncle that drops by.

i think blackrose would be a good parent for some strange reason, i just like that character for some reason.

*high fives* But I think that if Balmung was an uncle than Reki would be the aunt that keeps him in line.  

[Naota3]

XxGrieverxX

Ovan would be the creepy gay uncle who lives on your couch and buys odd items like metal detectors and mustard seeds. :c

i wonder what he uses them for...........huh thats odd i can't anything of anything remotely suggestive  

[Mr Eliot]

Naota3

XxGrieverxX

Ovan would be the creepy gay uncle who lives on your couch and buys odd items like metal detectors and mustard seeds. :c

i wonder what he uses them for...........huh thats odd i can't anything of anything remotely suggestive

i can't either. O_O maybe he could ask someone to try out his homemade mustard, and lather it all over their sandwiches....that might be a bit suggestive eh? XD

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Mr Eliot

Kuhn would be an awesome brother. haseo a more stoic grandfather that wishes to keep to himself. that would be interesting.

and i say no to ovan. i do not need complex logic and riddles and secret hidden messages and deceit and stalking to be a topic of social interaction in my day to day family life XDDDD

balmung as the super awesome uncle that drops by.

i think blackrose would be a good parent for some strange reason, i just like that character for some reason.

*high fives* But I think that if Balmung was an uncle than Reki would be the aunt that keeps him in line.

reki as the aunt(?) would be awesome! biggrin *returns high five*  

[Darkly_Doomed]

Mr Eliot

Naota3

XxGrieverxX

Ovan would be the creepy gay uncle who lives on your couch and buys odd items like metal detectors and mustard seeds. :c

i wonder what he uses them for...........huh thats odd i can't anything of anything remotely suggestive

i can't either. O_O maybe he could ask someone to try out his homemade mustard, and lather it all over their sandwiches....that might be a bit suggestive eh? XD

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Mr Eliot

Kuhn would be an awesome brother. haseo a more stoic grandfather that wishes to keep to himself. that would be interesting.

and i say no to ovan. i do not need complex logic and riddles and secret hidden messages and deceit and stalking to be a topic of social interaction in my day to day family life XDDDD

balmung as the super awesome uncle that drops by.

i think blackrose would be a good parent for some strange reason, i just like that character for some reason.

*high fives* But I think that if Balmung was an uncle than Reki would be the aunt that keeps him in line.

reki as the aunt(?) would be awesome! biggrin *returns high five*

I'm glad you agree! I like the first sentence thing you said, or Ovan would say something like, "Hey....wanna try my mustard seeds?" I'd say that sounds pretty creepy. Ovan's creepy. It all works out!
But I can't think of anything for the metal detector. Unless he just walked into a bar holding it. That wouldn't work well with his big arm lock, would it?  

[Naota3]

imagine them giving us the "talk"
atoli: it's time for me to give u the "talk"
naota: ok?
atoli:see it's about.....well it's sorta like.....WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
naota confused _? what's a condom?
atoli: redface *runs away*
naota: huh i wonder what that was about  

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Naota3

imagine them giving us the "talk"
atoli: it's time for me to give u the "talk"
naota: ok?
atoli:see it's about.....well it's sorta like.....WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
naota confused _? what's a condom?
atoli: redface *runs away*
naota: huh i wonder what that was about

Whoa, what if your parents were Atoli and Ovan (a new crack pairing is born!) and they both sat you down for the talk.
Atoli & Ovan: Son...it's about time we had the talk.
Son: What's the talk?
Atoli: Um...well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much---
Ovan: They have sex!
Son: Huh?
Atoli: 0/////0
Ovan: *goes on to explain everything about sex in detail, with hand gestures included*
Wild Atoli has escaped!
The son would only stay there because Ovan would have tied him to a chair and forced him to listen. Poor child.  

[Naota3]

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Naota3

imagine them giving us the "talk"
atoli: it's time for me to give u the "talk"
naota: ok?
atoli:see it's about.....well it's sorta like.....WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
naota confused _? what's a condom?
atoli: redface *runs away*
naota: huh i wonder what that was about

Whoa, what if your parents were Atoli and Ovan (a new crack pairing is born!) and they both sat you down for the talk.
Atoli & Ovan: Son...it's about time we had the talk.
Son: What's the talk?
Atoli: Um...well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much---
Ovan: They have sex!
Son: Huh?
Atoli: 0/////0
Ovan: *goes on to explain everything about sex in detail, with hand gestures included*
Wild Atoli has escaped!
The son would only stay there because Ovan would have tied him to a chair and forced him to listen. Poor child.

lol this is proably how gabi's speech will go(naota's age:8 )

gabi:it's time talk to u about the birds and the bees
naota confused
gabi: see babies come from sex
naota surprised k what's that
gabi: well sex is when 2 people love each lmao nah u just stick ur twenkie into her doughnut
naota: ok what do u mean by doughnut
gabi: meh i'll just show u the recording of me raping atoli
naota:O_O

 

[Terix_FM]

eek *quickly flips through mangas*

i want Shugo and Rena to be my distant cousins that i only hang out with over the internet during the summer and Kaz (an sercret/almost unknown/barely mentioned character) to be my brother. that would be perfect xp  

[Mr Eliot]

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Naota3

imagine them giving us the "talk"
atoli: it's time for me to give u the "talk"
naota: ok?
atoli:see it's about.....well it's sorta like.....WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
naota confused _? what's a condom?
atoli: redface *runs away*
naota: huh i wonder what that was about

Whoa, what if your parents were Atoli and Ovan (a new crack pairing is born!) and they both sat you down for the talk.
Atoli & Ovan: Son...it's about time we had the talk.
Son: What's the talk?
Atoli: Um...well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much---
Ovan: They have sex!
Son: Huh?
Atoli: 0/////0
Ovan: *goes on to explain everything about sex in detail, with hand gestures included*
Wild Atoli has escaped!
The son would only stay there because Ovan would have tied him to a chair and forced him to listen. Poor child.

Wild Atoli has escaped! rofl oh god that cracks me up! XD

@Terix_aptor
funny sig!  

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Mr Eliot

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Naota3

imagine them giving us the "talk"
atoli: it's time for me to give u the "talk"
naota: ok?
atoli:see it's about.....well it's sorta like.....WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
naota confused _? what's a condom?
atoli: redface *runs away*
naota: huh i wonder what that was about

Whoa, what if your parents were Atoli and Ovan (a new crack pairing is born!) and they both sat you down for the talk.
Atoli & Ovan: Son...it's about time we had the talk.
Son: What's the talk?
Atoli: Um...well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much---
Ovan: They have sex!
Son: Huh?
Atoli: 0/////0
Ovan: *goes on to explain everything about sex in detail, with hand gestures included*
Wild Atoli has escaped!
The son would only stay there because Ovan would have tied him to a chair and forced him to listen. Poor child.

Wild Atoli has escaped! rofl oh god that cracks me up! XD

@Terix_aptor
funny sig!

XD Thank you! I guess.  

[Darkly_Doomed]

Naota3

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Naota3

imagine them giving us the "talk"
atoli: it's time for me to give u the "talk"
naota: ok?
atoli:see it's about.....well it's sorta like.....WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
naota confused _? what's a condom?
atoli: redface *runs away*
naota: huh i wonder what that was about

Whoa, what if your parents were Atoli and Ovan (a new crack pairing is born!) and they both sat you down for the talk.
Atoli & Ovan: Son...it's about time we had the talk.
Son: What's the talk?
Atoli: Um...well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much---
Ovan: They have sex!
Son: Huh?
Atoli: 0/////0
Ovan: *goes on to explain everything about sex in detail, with hand gestures included*
Wild Atoli has escaped!
The son would only stay there because Ovan would have tied him to a chair and forced him to listen. Poor child.

lol this is proably how gabi's speech will go(naota's age:8 )

gabi:it's time talk to u about the birds and the bees
naota confused
gabi: see babies come from sex
naota surprised k what's that
gabi: well sex is when 2 people love each lmao nah u just stick ur twenkie into her doughnut
naota: ok what do u mean by doughnut
gabi: meh i'll just show u the recording of me raping atoli
naota:O_O

Another crack pairing is born. But that really is what would happen, probably.