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 Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:17 am
- If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
- Are you a mathemetician? Then you might know that i is less than 3u.
- Baby, the ship has anchored. Now what do you say we tie her down and enjoy the night?
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:44 pm
Are you married? "Yes" Well, he isn't here.
You're too sexy to be walking around alone.
{Yelled out the passenger side of a moving car} Hey! Wanna ride? You're sexy!
Hey, wanna go shopping with me? I'll buy you anything you want. *pulls wad of money out of shoe*
And my favorite so far...
If things ever don't work out between you and what's his name, just know that you have a sugar daddy waiting in the wings. (wtf?)
Seriously though, who told these people that being creepy was sexy?
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:05 am
- Excuse me, are you wearing space pants?
- No, why?
- Because your butt is out of this world. xd
Or better....
- Nice legs.
- Thank you!
- What time do they open?
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:03 am
Nobody's perfect, but you're so close it's scary!
I'm doing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
Wanna help me perfect my kissing technique?
If looks could kill, you'd be doing 25 to life.
I saved the best for last :
I just had a near-death experience -- I saw you and my heart stopped.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:09 am
I got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow blaugh
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:26 am
Oh geeze... I have some from my Thrillville games...
I'll get more when I can. wink
A ten ton polar bear... Well, it breaks the ice, doesn't it?
Can you guess why my nickname is "Tiger"?
All those curves and me with no breaks...
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