The Package- A Role Playing Goof Off! (AC)

[Ermak Lorde]

vampiress_of_darkness

Eskevar Fire Cross

Fenrir, stepped out from the pet shop. He precariously balanced a fifty pound bag of Purina Wolf Chow in his arms. The balancing act was not aided by a hungry Romulus bounding and yipping and generally acting starved (which was completely an act becasue Fenrir had found bones of something or other under his bed yesterday).

As he looked down to scold his over excited companion when he found himself absorbing the shock of an impact that felt similar to a colision with a run away chocobo. The bag of wolf chow was summarily lacerated and began to spew its contents to the pavement (much to Romulus' delight and Fenrir's chagrin).

Looking up to do war with whoever the wise guy was, found himself face to face with a terrified UPS man. Who was in the act of struggling to through off what remained of the bag and to avoid the happy Romulus.

Watches and runs over holding a hand out for him. "need help." She says in a soft voice.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

furry1337otaku

vampiress_of_darkness

Eskevar Fire Cross

Fenrir, stepped out from the pet shop. He precariously balanced a fifty pound bag of Purina Wolf Chow in his arms. The balancing act was not aided by a hungry Romulus bounding and yipping and generally acting starved (which was completely an act becasue Fenrir had found bones of something or other under his bed yesterday).

As he looked down to scold his over excited companion when he found himself absorbing the shock of an impact that felt similar to a colision with a run away chocobo. The bag of wolf chow was summarily lacerated and began to spew its contents to the pavement (much to Romulus' delight and Fenrir's chagrin).

Looking up to do war with whoever the wise guy was, found himself face to face with a terrified UPS man. Who was in the act of struggling to through off what remained of the bag and to avoid the happy Romulus.

Watches and runs over holding a hand out for him. "need help." She says in a soft voice.

"Whee uniformed bishie!" Sabel had caught up with the runawway UPS man and joined the others on the ground amidst the wolfchow, also knocking Chii into the mix. To passerby it would seem to be a bit of writhing abstract art. A torn bag of wolf chow fountaining kibble, a gigantic UPS crate, and a tangle of limbs from four humans and one hungry wolf bounding happily around it to scarf the flying kibble.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

furry1337otaku

"Whee uniformed bishie!" Sabel had caught up with the runawway UPS man and joined the others on the ground amidst the wolfchow, also knocking Chii into the mix. To passerby it would seem to be a bit of writhing abstract art. A torn bag of wolf chow fountaining kibble, a gigantic UPS crate, and a tangle of limbs from four humans and one hungry wolf bounding happily around it to scarf the flying kibble.

A very loud and very distinctively panicked cry emenated from the moving tangle on the ground. "AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGH!! HELP ME!! GET IT OFF ME!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!!!" Vai shouted as he thrashed desparently in an attempt to escape his confines. The UPS man had long since lost his sunglasses, somehow managed to kick off the boot disguising his unusual leg and now struggled to remove the crate which concealed his wings. All at the same time making a concentrated effort to get himself as far away from the infatuated JENOVA clone as inhumanly possible.  

[Ermak Lorde]

Eskevar Fire Cross

Ermak Lorde

furry1337otaku

"Whee uniformed bishie!" Sabel had caught up with the runawway UPS man and joined the others on the ground amidst the wolfchow, also knocking Chii into the mix. To passerby it would seem to be a bit of writhing abstract art. A torn bag of wolf chow fountaining kibble, a gigantic UPS crate, and a tangle of limbs from four humans and one hungry wolf bounding happily around it to scarf the flying kibble.

A very loud and very distinctively panicked cry emenated from the moving tangle on the ground. "AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGH!! HELP ME!! GET IT OFF ME!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!!!" Vai shouted as he thrashed desparently in an attempt to escape his confines. The UPS man had long since lost his sunglasses, somehow managed to kick off the boot disguising his unusual leg and now struggled to remove the crate which concealed his wings. All at the same time making a concentrated effort to get himself as far away from the infatuated JENOVA clone as inhumanly possible.

( Fenrir by the way is wearing khaki shorts, a hawaian shirt, and sunglasses)

Fenrir was completely lost, in the shuffle. He found himself holding the hand of someone..... he hoped she was cute, in between the unusual UPS employee and what appeared to be a rabid fan girl.

His jaw then connected with one of Vai's flailing arms (thankfully the normal one) but still with enough force that Fenrir was sure it would be a nasty bruise later. As the UPS guy's disguise deteriorated Fenrir found him face to face with Vaizel..... again........ He promptly added his screams of " AHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S A DEAD GUY!!!!!" into the pel-mel of sound.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

Zaber Blade

Zaber hovered over the chaos below in the stolen Shina-Ra coppter, watching in disturbed amusement at the situation. He'd never seen Vaizel act like that before. Or anyone for that matter. Accept that crazy Desendent who talked like Sepiroth was her wife he'd had an encounter with a few months ago.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

Saerenna

Saerenna, after a long time of cleaning and straightening and doing general clean up work, decided just to abandon the mess and let everyone else tidy when they got back from wherever they were. She wondered where the ticking package had come from, and cursed herself for not looking at the return address label before throwing it out the window. So, she decided the best place to start looking for where it came from was the UPS headquarters, and grabbing her jacket which she had taken off while cleaning, she headed out of the Shinra building and started walking down the street, trying to remember where the UPS place was....

 

[Ermak Lorde]

vampiress_of_darkness

Eskevar Fire Cross

( Fenrir by the way is wearing khaki shorts, a hawaian shirt, and sunglasses)

Fenrir was completely lost, in the shuffle. He found himself holding the hand of someone..... he hoped she was cute, in between the unusual UPS employee and what appeared to be a rabid fan girl.

His jaw then connected with one of Vai's flailing arms (thankfully the normal one) but still with enough force that Fenrir was sure it would be a nasty bruise later. As the UPS guy's disguise deteriorated Fenrir found him face to face with Vaizel..... again........ He promptly added his screams of " AHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S A DEAD GUY!!!!!" into the pel-mel of sound.

Chii is laying on the ground dead like her lower lip bleeding her hand still in Fenrir's. She watches silently sitting up pulling her hand out of Fenrirs. "hello?" Wipes lower lip and pulls hair our from under her cloak revealing a bright red color and amber eyes. "sirs, please calm down, surely if you ask the younge ...lady to let go she will..." looks at her brused hand and she screams as she scurrys about picking up strewn pappers tears in her eyes.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

Eskevar Fire Cross

vampiress_of_darkness

Chii is laying on the ground dead like her lower lip bleeding her hand still in Fenrir's. She watches silently sitting up pulling her hand out of Fenrirs. "hello?" Wipes lower lip and pulls hair our from under her cloak revealing a bright red color and amber eyes. "sirs, please calm down, surely if you ask the younge ...lady to let go she will..." looks at her brused hand and she screams as she scurrys about picking up strewn pappers tears in her eyes.

Fenrir brought about by the sudden scream and realizing the hand had slipped from his looks to see the girl trying to collect papers (now partially buried in wolf chow). He was torn between helping the girl ( she was cute......) or running from Vaizel and the rabid fangirl. His chiverlous streak won out and soon he was down on his hands and knees digging thourgh wolf chow right along with Chii.... that was until his skull colided with hers as he had not really been paying attention in his zealous efforts to be a gentleman.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

vampiress_of_darkness

Eskevar Fire Cross

vampiress_of_darkness

Chii is laying on the ground dead like her lower lip bleeding her hand still in Fenrir's. She watches silently sitting up pulling her hand out of Fenrirs. "hello?" Wipes lower lip and pulls hair our from under her cloak revealing a bright red color and amber eyes. "sirs, please calm down, surely if you ask the younge ...lady to let go she will..." looks at her brused hand and she screams as she scurrys about picking up strewn pappers tears in her eyes.

Fenrir brought about by the sudden scream and realizing the hand had slipped from his looks to see the girl trying to collect papers (now partially buried in wolf chow). He was torn between helping the girl ( she was cute......) or running from Vaizel and the rabid fangirl. His chiverlous streak won out and soon he was down on his hands and knees digging thourgh wolf chow right along with Chii.... that was until his skull colided with hers as he had not really been paying attention in his zealous efforts to be a gentleman.

Chii gasps and winses from the pain in her head and she looks up and blushes. "so sorry, tis my fault." rubs head and goes to pick up a piece of paper and put it in a folder. "thank you for your help." Chii doesn't see anymore papers.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

furry1337otaku

Ermak Lorde

A very loud and very distinctively panicked cry emenated from the moving tangle on the ground. "AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGH!! HELP ME!! GET IT OFF ME!! IT'S A ZOMBIE!!!" Vai shouted as he thrashed desparently in an attempt to escape his confines. The UPS man had long since lost his sunglasses, somehow managed to kick off the boot disguising his unusual leg and now struggled to remove the crate which concealed his wings. All at the same time making a concentrated effort to get himself as far away from the infatuated JENOVA clone as inhumanly possible.

"Aww so cute! mrgreen I love when they play hard-to-get." heart With that, she tightened her grip on his body, refusing to let go, nuzzling against him affectionately. It was when she actually craned over as to kiss him that she could possibly be dislodged.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

In a motion which could only be used by one mindlessly terrified, Vaizel Bolted down the street, except the motion wasn't so much of a run as a desperate scramble in which any movement which could conceivably propel him further away from the deranged and supposedly dead JENOVA clone was utilyzed with a speed that was mind-numbing. Once a reasonable distance from the Clone and the kibble, he leapt to his feet in one ungainly motion and tore through the crowds with a face whiter than death. For a being who was supposedly slow he moved blindingly fast to escape the fate which awaited him in the hands of Sabel.

((Note to Zaber: I'm not certain if you picked up on this,... but just to make certain you know, you don't have to play your character as he/she was originally designed, feel free to exagerate, and tweek any character or NPC you control. The more rediculous the more fun you will have...I promise! ^.~))  

[Ermak Lorde]

Eskevar Fire Cross

Ermak Lorde

In a motion which could only be used by one mindlessly terrified, Vaizel Bolted down the street, except the motion wasn't so much of a run as a desperate scramble in which any movement which could conceivably propel him further away from the deranged and supposedly dead JENOVA clone was utilyzed with a speed that was mind-numbing. Once a reasonable distance from the Clone and the kibble, he leapt to his feet in one ungainly motion and tore through the crowds with a face whiter than death. For a being who was supposedly slow he moved blindingly fast to escape the fate which awaited him in the hands of Sabel.

((Note to Zaber: I'm not certain if you picked up on this,... but just to make certain you know, you don't have to play your character as he/she was originally designed, feel free to exagerate, and tweek any character or NPC you control. The more rediculous the more fun you will have...I promise! ^.~))

" You're wel.... WOAH!" Fenrir shouted as Vaizel dashed over his head, followed by a spray of wolf chow into the street. The young man lost his balance colliding with JENOVA clone. This was not aided by Romulus who at this momment decided both Fenrir and Sabel had dirty faces. The huge wolf leaped on top of the forms of Fenrir and Sabel creating an effective "wolf pile" as he enthusiastically licked both Sabel and Fenrir's faces.

" Romulus!!!" Fenrir sputtered between licks, unable to dislodge the large animal.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

furry1337otaku

Ermak Lorde

In a motion which could only be used by one mindlessly terrified, Vaizel Bolted down the street, except the motion wasn't so much of a run as a desperate scramble in which any movement which could conceivably propel him further away from the deranged and supposedly dead JENOVA clone was utilyzed with a speed that was mind-numbing. Once a reasonable distance from the Clone and the kibble, he leapt to his feet in one ungainly motion and tore through the crowds with a face whiter than death. For a being who was supposedly slow he moved blindingly fast to escape the fate which awaited him in the hands of Sabel.

((Note to Zaber: I'm not certain if you picked up on this,... but just to make certain you know, you don't have to play your character as he/she was originally designed, feel free to exagerate, and tweek any character or NPC you control. The more rediculous the more fun you will have...I promise! ^.~))

With a giggle Sabel as the wolf licked her face, then finally seemed to recall some of her scattered wits. "Ah, I know!" Pushing the wolf's head to his owner's face for a moment, she put two non-dog-drooly fingers to her mouth and whistled loudly, in seconds, Kuroi, the infamous black chocobo appearered at her side. With barely a moment wasted she mounted her trusty steed, and pursued her quarry, unfortunatley for the poor people just collecting themselves from the ground in wake of Vaizel.

EDIT: "Twould appear Fenrir beat me to the post...now to edit my post to interact with the wolf pile

 

[Ermak Lorde]

Saerenna

Saerenna found herself walking into a crowded street. When she tried to figure out the hold-up, all she saw was lots and lots of dog food. Mmm...her favorite.... No! She must resist the urge, but maybe just one piece. She walked over to the chaos, and picked up a piece of dog food, popping it in her mouth before she thought anyone could notice. Who had been this kind stranger to leave such wonderful stuff just lying on the street? Perhaps it was the large dog-ish looking thing, or perhaps the person sprawed under it. Should she say thank you? Hello maybe? How about, "I like pickles." Wait, what did that have to do with anything? Oh well, it was already out of her mouth.

 

[Ermak Lorde]

Eskevar Fire Cross

Saerenna

Saerenna found herself walking into a crowded street. When she tried to figure out the hold-up, all she saw was lots and lots of dog food. Mmm...her favorite.... No! She must resist the urge, but maybe just one piece. She walked over to the chaos, and picked up a piece of dog food, popping it in her mouth before she thought anyone could notice. Who had been this kind stranger to leave such wonderful stuff just lying on the street? Perhaps it was the large dog-ish looking thing, or perhaps the person sprawed under it. Should she say thank you? Hello maybe? How about, "I like pickles." Wait, what did that have to do with anything? Oh well, it was already out of her mouth.

Fenrir looked up from his position underneath Romulus to the girl who had just announced her preference for aged cucumbers in vinegar. He blinked........ " Dill or sweet?" he responded almost involuntarily, not even questioning the circumstances that would lead a girl to approach and state her likes in food.