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 Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:32 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:09 am
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((I has one!))
Good evening, Chocolate Thun-Da here, brodcasting from just off the coast of southern California, where I've been following the cause of the sudden rise in the giant squid population.
If you'll notice, everything is looking a little bit blue. No, viewers, there wasn't anything questionable in that tea. With the help of several specialists, mystics, a creepy little man I picked up on the side of the road, and my assistant, Zeev…
Zeev: *waves tentacle* Hi...*blink, blink*
I'm actually reporting semi-live from the spectral realm, in search of answers.
I've been investigating a certain allegation that the Elder God is connected to the sudden spike in cephalopod sightings. Not only was it implied that he was the cause, but he might have actually been related to these squids.
*walks up to a random Archon snacking on a squirrel's soul* As a long-time denizen of the spectral realm, what do you have to say about this, sir?
Archon: Huh? Oh. Well, are we really surprised? What with his job out in Japan, it was bound to happen. *INHAAAALE, munch, munch*
Would you care to elaborate?
Archon: *munch* He's a total nut for invertebrate rights. He goes around sushi bars, freeing all the octopuses and the like. Like some kind of demented batman. Not to mention his shenanigans in show-business… *munch, INHAAALE*
O_O *ahem* Do we even want to know?
Archon: Oh-ho, No. You don't. *looks at Zeev* Especially you.
Zeev: OOO_OOO
Hey, isn't he omnipresent? Wouldn't he smite you or something for saying all that?
Archon: Pfft, HAH! You actually believed him when he said that? He's only as big as a small continent. He's off doing whatever the heck he does in another country.
Now that you mention it, there's been a distinct lack of schizophrenia reports…
Anyway…*signals the cameraman*
*the blue tinted lens pops off, the archon has gone invisible, and Zeev is transparent*
*Ahem* In other news, cats have started disappearing in direct proportion to the freelance hunters employed from the far east. More at...well, once I get the hell out of America. *goes off-camera* Could somebody call a cab? I don't feel like walking back this time...
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:20 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:45 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:13 pm
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Thank you for that great report Chocolate Thun-Da!
Well Merrival seems like we'd best keep an eye out or they might start hunting bunnies. Speaking of which, you're substituting for Sullivan tonight, why might that be? o.o
Merrival: *grooms his ears then looks up* owo; Ree? *looks over to Sullivan in the corner* Ree! *points*
Sullivan: D8< *kicking at a really fat guy on the floor* WHAT! DID! I! SAY! ABOUT! YOU! YELLING! ABOUT! CHICKEN! *kick kick kick, beat beat, punch, punch*
Ohhhh. Sullivan's having his daily 'Beat Up a Fat Guy' This month episode again. Hey he looks familiar. Have we seen him before?
Mortanius: Is he one of Moebius'?
I don't think so.
Mortanius: Than no.
All right then next up-
Fat guy: UGH!
O___O I think I just saw a cheeseburgr hiding between that guy's fat rolls.
Sullivan: >O< HE'S SO FAT HE CAN'T EVEN GO TO MCDONALDS! He has to hide his own fast food in there! *kick kick*
Speaking of Fast Food, in tonight's News Report on Circle of 9 News Network Th Red Raven Tavern has officially stated its re-opening and Th Blue Lady Curio Shop has been renamed and turned into a Night Club!
Awesome!
Mortanius: What's the new name, Madame Hatter?
*checks* o____O Blue Lady Luster....Interesting.
In other news, Lord Vorador has finally proclaimed that he is officially the ahem 'Hugh Heffner' of Nosgoth.
Sullivan: I thought that was established WAAAAAY before we got here.
Well...yeah, but nobody reported on it so...I did. lol
Sullivan: You're an idiot... -o-
And check out Vorador's brand new published print: Playvamp. It should be out this fall.
Mortanius: He's doing signings for his new magazine I hear. Are you going?
Sullivan: Well folks, we'll see you again in the evening news at 6:00, so tune in tonight and remember-
All Together: "WELCOME TO NOSGOTH!"
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:39 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:07 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:36 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:53 pm
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