Ask a stupid Question, get a stupid Answer

[Kairi_Kozplayr]

A: Fan girls' fantasy come true.

Q: what if Denzel was really gay, after he married Marlene? (ff7)  

[The Real Raijin]

A: Then Zombie Aeris and Zack would come after Denzel for playing games with Marlene.

Q: How fast would it disappear if they made a Kingdom Hearts movie as good as Advent Children?  

[Vll The Luna Diviner]

A: as fast as Cloud is on his Motorcycle
Q: What proof shows Marluxia's gayness other than his hair?  

[Princess Augustine]

A: The flowers that float out of his cloak when he throws his hood back, the fact that he has a penchant for drama, and his title is questionably more feminine than Larxene's. (The Graceful Assasain...seriously.)

But for all we know, he could be as straight as board and is just a tad too swishy for his own reputation.¬_¬

Q: Who would win in a fight? Cloud or Tifa?

 

[xAgito Samurai]

A: Tifa, cause Cloud has balls.

Q: Is Kefka flaming?  

[The Real Raijin]

A. No. Cause if kefka was flaming, skittles would pop out of him like popcorn.

Q. What would people think if they had a southern final fantasy character that used words like "better git over yonder boy and pull up yer britches. Ma's got supper on da table"?

the question was probably too long....  

[HoIograph]

They would hate him so badly, that they'd skip that game, or try to kil them repeatedly.

What about an British hottie?  

[Princess Augustine]

Fangirls. EVERYWHERE. The concentration of screaming fangirls would overpopulate the Earth, thus causing a massive cataclysm, quite similar to the 'Twilight' phenomenon.
Or y'know...Balthier.

Which band would you like to see collaborate with SE, and for which game?
(i.e: Leona Lewis/ Fnal Fantasy XIII or Gackt/Dirge of Cerberus.)

 

[HoIograph]

Within Temptation(look them up)!, Crisis Core, because it'd fit.

What if Cloud had bubblegum pink hair?  

[The Real Raijin]

A. Then there would be more cloud and marluxia yaoi, then there is of him and sepiroth *face palms*

Q. What if square enix made their games to where you had to use actual bandages and go to the hospital every now and then to regain health?  

[HoIograph]

I would die. ALOT.

what would happen if you mixed Sepheroth with a moogle?  

[FIorette]

A: My guess, something similar to Zidane

Q: What would happen if Sazh and Lightning got married.