Mortella
Question 1
Tell us about yourself! tell us why you should be the replacement For nibbles...grammer will not count.
Well, I'm rougeishly handsome, I have a kind of rugged aragorn unshaven look, yet I have big muscles, a toned 6-pack, well-styled hair that never gets screwed up no matter how many wild epic action movie battles I get into, I have a mad following of groupies, I always manage to beat the bad guy, save the day, get the girl....
Okay, seriously though.
My Character may seem superficial at first. Cocky, tactless, brash, quick to judge, easy to anger, seems to want to get into everyone's pants.
But deep down, all that snark and hate and lust is a cover for someone who feels fractured, someone complex, someone who had a rough childhood... a mother who had drug problems and beat her son, a father who was too drunk or lazy to actually do anything, who would sit around and not raise a finger to stop the mother, or even raise the kid. Living in rough neighborhoods, living on welfare and food stamps, living being bullied and avoiding gangs, he feels hate in his heart, and sadness. he knows what it's like on the bottom, while the rich and corrupt watch, do nothing, get away with wickedness. He tries to be showy, to get praise, to be awesome, to be accepted and cool. He hates the suffering of the world, yet knows not what he can do. He has the power and the destiny to destroy or save the world, but is mankind worth saving? If you peel back all his masks, all his shields, all his shells of apathy, you might just find a nice, romantic, and sweet guy, someone who actually does care, but just can't show it very well.
I also have a great sense of humor.
All right Mort, in order to show you my talents we have to go into this private bedroom over here....
I mean...
*Joins America's Got Talent*
I mean....
*starts dancing on a DDR machine* SHOW ME YOUR MOVES.
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It depends what talents you may be talking about. I notice all the contestants seem to mention RL talents, but we are talking about characters for a comic. So, being a chimera of human, animal, and elemental "demon" or "Spirit" DNA, I have the ability to disappear or reappear in a puff of smoke, to teleport myself to any place I have previously been. I have control over different elements and magic spells, including some dark magic. My strengths are with air/lightning and fire spells. I also have some amount of super strength and speed. I have the ability to fly, with two large feathered wings that can absorb back into my back when not needed. With my animal side, I have the enhanced senses and ability to climb on vertical and overhead surfaces. I can morph between human, anthro, and full quad forms.
I also have great talent with my tongue... *Winks at mort* and throw a mean curve ball.
Mortella
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How would you addres the problems of world hunger in leu of the fact that all of the worlds food is made in countrys where hunger does not exist.
Hmm, world hunger. Well, part of the reason there's world hunger is due to overpopulation. So perhaps the simplist way to deal with it is to get rid of excess humans. To let the starving starve would be simple, but cruel. You could also neuter those countries with starvation and overpopulation problems, but rights activists would probably b***h. Another way to deal with overpopulation problems would be to destroy large amounts of the population with conventional or nuclear weaponry.
If mass murder, letting people starve, or neutering (I like that last option lol :3 ) seems immoral, then a less effective, and more expensive option is necessary. one of the major problems with overpopulation is certain first world countries, especially the US, consume way more food than the rest of the world population wise. So I would divert some of that food to starving nations and have someone distribute it equally. As another short term idea, I would help the starving people, for free, acquire cattle and help them grow productive farms with free fertilizer (some from their cattle, some donated from charity) and show them eco-safe ways to irrigate their farms, and give them free seed stock from drought hearty high-yield food plants.
Plus, since most starving countries have starvation due to civil war, corruption, or tyrannical governments, I would use teams of awesome ninjas to take over their governments and install a socialist-style government where food resources would be distributed equally and fairly. Then as the final plan in my efforts to end world hunger, I would use my ninja army to take over the world and install myself as the benign leader of the new global socialist nation, where I would spread food equally to populations, instead of the US and Europe getting most of the food. Fat Americans might b***h, but the obesity problem would solve itself. It would not be a full communist system, but basic needs like food, shelter, and FREE HEALTH CARE *crowd cheers madly* would be free for all.
.... And one of my first executive orders would be to neuter most of the male population after they've had their first child. XD We talk about controlling the pet population, what about the human population?
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;;; have I mentioned I'm not evil? I swear >.>;;;