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hermionepwet rolled 2 4-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-8)
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:52 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:34 pm
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NekoMimiMisa rolled 2 100-sided dice:
81, 47
Total: 128 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:42 pm
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:11 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:33 am
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Jokes ---> Wait this way ^----- No, no... <--- Whoops/----- That's right!
Btw That wasn't the joke... This is-----------------------------------------------------------
-----> #0 (: ---> Your mama's soooo stupid when she shot an arrow into the air she missed!
#1 Your mama's so fat when she jumped into the air she got stuck!
#2 Your mama's so stupid she started counting with the number 1! whee
#4 You're soooo stupid you didn't notice I skipped #3!
#5 Your mama's soo ugly she called her daughter a pig!
#7 You're soo stupid you didn't notice I skipped numbers 6 &7!
#8 You're so bored your gonna stop reading!
#9 You're soo stupid you will never know I just spelled mom backwards!
#10 You're soo stupid you don't know what 69 means!
MARRIED!
The Good Samaritan
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk 'do you live here?'
'Yep'.
'Would you like me to help you upstairs?'
'Yep'.
When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked 'Is this your floor?'
'Yep'.
Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs.
However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk 'Do you live here?'
'Yep'.
'Would you like me to help you upstairs?'
'Yep'.
So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs.
Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him.
But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried 'Please officer, protect me from this man. He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!'
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crazykid104 rolled 2 100-sided dice:
72, 56
Total: 128 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:34 pm
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xXHarm_Love_TakesXx If you make me laugh so hard i start weezing i will give you 100k gold. If you get me to laugh so hard i am rolling around on the ground i will give you 75k gold. If you get me to laugh hard i snort you get 50k gold. Any other things 100-10k gold If you roll 25,50,25,100,125,150,175,200(you can add the two numbers up) I will give you 3k gold.
guess where my favorite place in the world? your neighbors house so i can stock you lol XDD |
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crazykid104 rolled 2 100-sided dice:
18, 18
Total: 36 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:46 pm
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