Snow? Global warming eats your snow.

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 17

Attack unsuccessful. Someone sent Gambino that video of the OMG cat.

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 16

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino laughs hard at the OMG cat.

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 4

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino sends Daniel Tosh some tweets.

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 1
Rolled damage: 17

Attack unsuccessful. Tosh tweets back "Ha Ha that is sooo funny!"

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 8

Attack unsuccessful. Daniel takes some "intimate" pictures and replies to Gambino's tweet. Gambino puffs on his cigar smiling ear to ear. "Tasteful!"

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 17
Rolled damage: 8

Attack successful. Horus tweets Gambino. "I see you..." A precisely aimed shot shatters the iPhone.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: 12

Attack unsuccessful. Horus shoots the ground at Gambino feet walking slowly towards him with the gun held out Clint Eastwood style.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 15 (really? -dropkicks compy-)
Rolled damage: 10

Attack unsuccessful. Horus raises her arm aiming for Gambino's chest but the bullet is blocked by one of Gambino's gaudy adornments.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 1

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino yawns. Farts.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 14

Attack unsuccessful. LOL when is this contest over? I doubt I can kill Gambino before the 1st. I have no idea.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 5

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino watches Horus raise the pistol and fire again as he deliberately walks in front of the bullet cause it wont hit anyways. The bullet nods and falls to the ground.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 8

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino continues with a smirk as Horus fires a flurry of shots directly at Gambino's chest. Gambino does the macarena to avoid them.

Remaining enemy HP: 46

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 11

Attack successful. Gambino crosses his arms out of order during his macarena dance and Horus capitalizes. A shot lands flush in Gambino's shoulder. Horus lets out a sigh of relief, "Finally".

Remaining enemy HP: 35

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 11

Attack unsuccessful. Horus aims for Gambino's other shoulder but the bullet only skims his skin and hits the wall.

Remaining enemy HP: 35

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 46

Rolled AC: 1
Rolled damage: 20

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino takes to the ground and does the worm.

Remaining enemy HP: 35

Remaining daily attacks: 0