Vampire Vending

[Bluetabbycat]

You receive one of those creepy glyph wrights! ~Have fun with him~ wink

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive Nupruptor's chair. It has a beautiful ornate design on it. But it is also the wrong size for you.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive an extended supply of the latest Playvamp Issue. Raziel is on the front cover.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I always knew he was a whore

You receive Kain's mortal clothes. There is a gap where a sword pierced through the front.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive a bottle filled with Mortanius' nose hairs. Ew...They may possess magical properties.

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive a stone block with claw marks on one side and a message scraped on the other side by the same claws. It reads: "There weren't this many stupid block puzzles when I was alive... Did the humans get bored in 500 years or something? Geez!"

*inserts token and looks around warily for falling blocks*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

NOOOO!!! BLOCK PUZZLES!

>o>

You receive a Rubix Cube. >:3

Have fun! XD

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

*tosses it back*

You receive a box of shredded paper, a blue ribbon, and a note taped to the top that reads: "Vampire son's human medical records".

*inserts coin*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Hey! That cost me 3.99 USD to put in there. D:

Oh well..

The mental health records will come in handy though.

You receive a levitation kit Marcus uses to practice his mental abilities on.

8D Joy!

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive a box of chopped up parts and instructions on how to assemble your very own Malchiahim.

*inserts coin*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Ooh! A model kit! Fantastic. 8D

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You receive a giant gong to scare off/disable Turelim with. Have fun banging it. 8D

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

(isnt there a song called 'bang your drum'?)

You are covered in caramel and dropped into the Sarafan camp.

*inserts token*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

gonk

NUUUU. I dun' wanna be raped by Sarafan! T^T

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You receive the meat Dress Lady GaGa wore at the MTV Music Awards...Magnus is pleased...RUN.  

[Chryssta]

As you have failed to insert a token/coin, you receive nothing. Enjoy.

*tosses token into the machine while running from Magnus*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive a bucket of water to toss at Magnus. Water is not his friend after all. But that won't stave him off forever.

*inserts coin*