Gothic Test

[I be me]

I have seen this thingo sooo many times before, and it still makes me giggle

*outlines her perticular evils*


-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
my brother bought me one marilyn manson cd
ONE

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
I used to hang out with preforming art students at college

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I sleep a bit too much

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Its Australia
its summer
its hot
YOU sit in the sun

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I am not sure is unusual

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
so I am intraverted

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
balders gate is my vice

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Dances to music in a provocative manner.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.


there is a whoooole lot of stuff in here I think christian parents would be a whole lot more worried about than wether or not it might mean they are goth
like self mutilation
its fine if he is a good little christian boy, but if he was gothic it might mean trouble  

[drunken Cupcake]

My "sins"
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
.Complains of boredom.
Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Is homosexual
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

I didn't know I wasn't allowed to like T.V. or the Intrnet or even peace and quiet....it's sad how desperate people are to convert people to Christianity....  

[Atma311]

I be me

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
balders gate is my vice

I love Dark Alliance (since I can't really spell "Baulders" to where I think it looks like I spelled it right)! I've beat the first one, but #2 is a lot harder, IMHO. Which one are you playing?  

[I be me]

Atma311

I be me

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
balders gate is my vice

I love Dark Alliance (since I can't really spell "Baulders" to where I think it looks like I spelled it right)! I've beat the first one, but #2 is a lot harder, IMHO. Which one are you playing?

the first one
I inhereted it from my brother when he upgraded to the secound
my computer wont run the secound one anyway
old frankie is not the best machine around but I loves her anyway

and we were both wrong
it's baldurs  

[TheArgus]

Though the particular thread in question may be construed as satire, the flyer it references is a real product of the nutty-religious movement.
*advocates good ED satire*

hmm, let's see...

-Frequently wears black clothing.
I like the Velvet Underground, and look like crap in most colors.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
I will listen to Bauhaus and Joy Division, but I despise Marilyn Manson. Not sure if this is considered a no-no. Besides, Manson isn't Goth.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Hippies, rich e-business types, women who wear skirts over their pants.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I never had much interest in "wholesome" activities to begin with, so I'm not sure whether this one counts.
-Takes drugs.
...none of your goddamn business.
-Drinks alcohol.
...'fraid so. Hey, isn't alcohol a drug? If it isn't, why do I feel so wrecked after ten shots of whiskey?
-Is excessively awake during the night.
I can't sleep.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I wear sunglasses on cloudy days
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
My girlfriend demands an unusual amount of time spent together.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
See above. Should this really be a separate criterion?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Let us not forget cops, judges, politicians and large corporations.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
When you've had three gin and tonics and a six pack of Long Trail and someone puts on some Soullive, you dance. Even if you are a horrible dancer like myself.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Technically bi, though I like women the best
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Does an interest in comparative religions count? Probably. Any intellectual leanings at all would probably suggest witchcraft to these torch-mob peasants.

I would seem to be Goth.
I should ask Jesus to refer me to a psychiatrist in my area.

CONCLUSION: this is the crap that occurs when one combines religion and science. It is currently hip for christian zealots to publish books and articles for the express purpose of attempting to couple the most recent scientific discoveries with fanatical proselytizing. This unholy union brings forth erroneous conclusions damaging to the general public. Just because an individual managed to get a doctorate somewhere does not mean he/she is beyond reproach! If I find more examples of this phenomenon I will post them here, because they are strangely funny.  

[Rakei]

-Takes drugs.
I'm sure they don't know that coffee is a drug thats legal. so technically everyone who drinks coffee are drug addicts. eek Do you know how many people can't get through a day with out a coffee shot? painkillers anyone?
-Drinks alcohol.
Alcohol would and should be considered a drug, but because its legal it's not.
The weird thing is Coca(sp? I'm not sure how its spelled, its a plant thats chewed) is illegal even though it's more like coffee than any drug.
A little something cuz I wanna b***h...

-Frequently wears black clothing.
Black is slimming, and black goes to all colors except: pink, turquoise, and yellow (The last one is mostly because, few people can pull off yellow...) sweatdrop [there are more colors but my mind is blank right now]  

[blukattt]

Rakei

Alcohol would and should be considered a drug, but because its legal it's not.
The weird thing is Coca(sp? I'm not sure how its spelled, its a plant thats chewed) is illegal even though it's more like coffee than any drug.
A little something cuz I wanna b***h...

Coca is illegal because it is the plant that they refine to make cocaine, silly rabbit. xd  

[Rakei]

blukattt

Rakei

Alcohol would and should be considered a drug, but because its legal it's not.
The weird thing is Coca(sp? I'm not sure how its spelled, its a plant thats chewed) is illegal even though it's more like coffee than any drug.
A little something cuz I wanna b***h...

Coca is illegal because it is the plant that they refine to make cocaine, silly rabbit. xd

oh yeah thats right sorry i was thinking opium made cocaine, but thats heroine... sweatdrop oooops...  

[QueenCrystal]

According to this test, im gothic o.o;;
My grandma doesnt pay much attention to it, shes Christian, and im Athiest. But if this flyer were given out at her church, my stuff wouldive been thrown away.She tires to get me into chuch, but Christianity isnt for me, and I dont want to be a hipocrite. So I do it, or I dont. I chose not to.  

[Aloyseus_Wolf]

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is depressed
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Expresses an interest in drinking blood.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (How can one be both homosexual and bisexual???)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

I never really consider myself goth, but I guess if the church says I am, then I am. *shudders* "Woe is me". lol

This is very interesting... and sad lol.  

[liftedplane]

All hail CATHARA!!! God of satirism... blaugh I love this thread and have become a regular to it, I was invited here due to the fact that I went to the Wiccipagan thread made by another regular....

I love you guys... or the ones I know at least.. sweatdrop I'm sure I love the rest.  

[Aloyseus_Wolf]

Rakei

blukattt

Rakei

Alcohol would and should be considered a drug, but because its legal it's not.
The weird thing is Coca(sp? I'm not sure how its spelled, its a plant thats chewed) is illegal even though it's more like coffee than any drug.
A little something cuz I wanna b***h...

Coca is illegal because it is the plant that they refine to make cocaine, silly rabbit. xd

oh yeah thats right sorry i was thinking opium made cocaine, but thats heroine... sweatdrop oooops...

Opium comes from poppies and heroin comes from opiates... its sad to think that one flower can cause so much mental instability.  

[Elven Prince CJ]

Uh god I feel like a knowit all. Jameta the Ankh was a symbol connecting the underworld. Earth and heaven. Thats what the points represent. Heaven-loop. Earth horizontal line, Underworld- verticle line. Just don't kill me. gonk , it was used later in the third dynasty as a symbol of life, but still retained its Major purpose. sweatdrop  

[Jameta]

Computer_Junkie

Uh god I feel like a knowit all. Jameta the Ankh was a symbol connecting the underworld. Earth and heaven. Thats what the points represent. Heaven-loop. Earth horizontal line, Underworld- verticle line. Just don't kill me. gonk , it was used later in the third dynasty as a symbol of life, but still retained its Major purpose. sweatdrop

Why would I kill you? I was going off knowledge from the top of my head, and a subject I studied years ago as an elementary school child.

We're here to learn, not castrate each other. wink

...Although xCR would say otherwise about me. domokun  

[x__CrimsonRegret]

Jameta

Computer_Junkie

Uh god I feel like a knowit all. Jameta the Ankh was a symbol connecting the underworld. Earth and heaven. Thats what the points represent. Heaven-loop. Earth horizontal line, Underworld- verticle line. Just don't kill me. gonk , it was used later in the third dynasty as a symbol of life, but still retained its Major purpose. sweatdrop

Why would I kill you? I was going off knowledge from the top of my head, and a subject I studied years ago as an elementary school child.

We're here to learn, not castrate each other. wink

...Although xCR would say otherwise about me. domokun

Make me the villain why dontcha?