Hey, Turel!

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

How about you have a nice, tall glass of stfu stare  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Melchiah can design your dress! (aka, you tell me a nice dress you like and I assume I have to buy it)  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

You don't know my main, she already has plenty of dresses for me to wear...  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Does she want a new one?  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

She says if you want to buy one of your choice, go ahead and I'll model it -- I have no choice... now where's that soul reaver...  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I think Kain took it away from you. Something about "being responsible."  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

DAMN YOU CHILD SAFETY LOCKS  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Can't you just shift to spectral realm and shift back to the room it is in?  

[Queen Sarafina]

Raziel may be small but I don't think he's small enough to fit in the Soul Reaver's protective case.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Reaver Of Souls Raziel

WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL

What are you, Edward Elric now? So am I Al? For some reason this feels so fitting now. And Rahab can play Winry rather well....  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I think Dumah would make a better Al, stomping around and hoarding kittens.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Dumah lacks the cognitive functions to understand magically-enhanced alchemical enchantments. His behavioral ism matches, yes, but Al is fairly adept. And you are sooooo short.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I'm not short, the rest of you are just giants!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Reaver Of Souls Raziel

I'm not short, the rest of you are just giants!

Dawwww, is widdle Waziel getting huffy? *picks up Raziel and throws him over his [Turel's] shoulder* I think it's nap time!