Here Comes Hatter Cottontail. Hoppin' down the bunny trail..

[Seraphim Skye]

Okay, I was able to convince a few of them to participate through a rather unusual bribe... who knew that Hugh would want a flying yacht?
They're off getting some inoculations, you know, because this is Nosgoth and not necessarily the cleanest of worlds.
sweatdrop

And there is going to be no "funny" business.
That means no touching, flirting, or seducing the bunnies.
This is all going to be handled in a professional manner.
3nodding

Alright Rel, where is my contract?
Did you have it drawn up yet?

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Define touching? Sexual touching or just having sexy ladies on my arm? I've got a large plot of land set aside for you for your manor to be built. I'm not sure how you want it designed so I figure giving you the land allows you to customize it.

Airship armada we're finalizing the contracts with the builders.  

[Seraphim Skye]

I'll have to ask.
I think they mean "groping" or whatever.
Be respectful.
3nodding

I hope the land is somewhere not easily accessible.
I don't want annoying children playing on my lawn.
xd

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Seraphim Skye

I'll have to ask.
I think they mean "groping" or whatever.
Be respectful.
3nodding

I hope the land is somewhere not easily accessible.
I don't want annoying children playing on my lawn.
xd

Well, most places are easily accessible unless you put a fence or a moat. And most children know better. This is Nosgoth, after all. The peasants have a decent infant mortality rate.  

[Seraphim Skye]

Lieutenant Turel

Well, most places are easily accessible unless you put a fence or a moat. And most children know better. This is Nosgoth, after all. The peasants have a decent infant mortality rate.

Sorry for hassling you Rel.
xd
Are you sure that this is all worth the hassle just so you can have some attractive assistants for zombie Jesus day?

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

>> I don't recall you "convincing" me Sera. HMM  

[Lieutenant Turel]

zombie jesus to you is my birthday. I always celebrated it in the spring and my clan became attached to easter because we get to gorge on chocolates. Also many of us raise rabbits for meat.

So Yes, I am making a fuss for my birthday!

(NB: Main's is not easter. She wants to clarify that)

And Hatter what would Sera be convincing you of? You don't work for Hugh Hefner. or do you?  

[Seraphim Skye]

Hatter, you don't work for Hugh, you are not a bunny and needed no convincing because Rel wanted real Playboy Bunnies.
xd

Also, I did not know that Easter was the Rel's birthday, if I had, I would have offered to hire the girls for free.
Doesn't make sense to have to pay for your own gifts, does it?
wink

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

I don't like to make a huge fuss of it, but an opportunity for sexy ladies cannot be denied!

Really I'm throwing a party for my clan at some point but now I have to invite everyone to get ladies  

[Seraphim Skye]

It's your birthday!
You're supposed to make a big fuss about it!

Also, I have something very special planned for you, besides just the sexy ladies~
wink
...
And don't get any weird ideas!
It has nothing to do with me.
xd

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Seraphim Skye

It's your birthday!
You're supposed to make a big fuss about it!

Also, I have something very special planned for you, besides just the sexy ladies~
wink
...
And don't get any weird ideas!
It has nothing to do with me.
xd

>: but...easter...is the time when we get to dress Rel up as a floofy fluffy bunny. I know I am a floofy flufffy bunny too but...There needs to be more than one.

*ears droop*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

As long as I have the ladies I won't fuss. Not like's my big 1k year or something or maybe it is...  

[Seraphim Skye]

MadxHatterxTeapot

>: but...easter...is the time when we get to dress Rel up as a floofy fluffy bunny. I know I am a floofy flufffy bunny too but...There needs to be more than one.

*ears droop*

If you want to dress up, no one is stopping you.
xp

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Seraphim Skye

MadxHatterxTeapot

>: but...easter...is the time when we get to dress Rel up as a floofy fluffy bunny. I know I am a floofy flufffy bunny too but...There needs to be more than one.

*ears droop*

If you want to dress up, no one is stopping you.
xp

>> is it wrong I want to be the easter bunneh this year instead of Rel?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

MadxHatterxTeapot

Seraphim Skye

MadxHatterxTeapot

>: but...easter...is the time when we get to dress Rel up as a floofy fluffy bunny. I know I am a floofy flufffy bunny too but...There needs to be more than one.

*ears droop*

If you want to dress up, no one is stopping you.
xp

>> is it wrong I want to be the easter bunneh this year instead of Rel?

I really don't care, but why announce that I am doing it in the first post?