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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:49 am


	Ikonik Angel Quote: JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh DUSCUZZ HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl ps. r the mods athestz? dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV! 4 WUT? U SATAN BISH! IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ I suppose I shall post a translation for those of you who cannot understand. Jesus fullfills me. I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses. Discuss. Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfy in(?) our souls? P.S. Are the mods atheists? They always delete my born again Christian topics. I want to inject you with my seed of love. For what? You Satan bish! It means Jesus took out my [I can't make heads nor tails of this bit] balls. This is just disturbing...in more ways than one. I think the part your confused with is: It means Jesus took out both my eyeballs.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:00 pm


	Shinobi 1977 Illiterate and uninformed. Someone please stop these people from breeding! gonk xd My goddess your right! Won't anyone go and delete these illiterates from the world?

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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:19 pm


	I'm a Christian, and if God is merciful, He will smite down whoever wrote this... gonk Oh my poor, poor eyes...

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:41 pm


	Shinigami Banchou sama If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed, Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry. This really made me want my mommy. Quote: JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh DUSCUZZ HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl ps. r the mods athestz? dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV! 4 WUT? U SATAN BISH! IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like. Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now. As a christian myself, I find this both offensive and obnoxious. Firstly, Jonah was swallowed by a whale, NOT Moses... Secondly, I cannot understand a word of what this poor soul is trying to say, save a few key points: -this person likes Jesus -They want to [insert sexual act] Jesus -God fingerbangs souls? -This person is angry because the mods delete his [bron agen (Born again?]topics. -Then, they proceed to comment about sexuality again in some obscure way -They then assume that some random reader is satan. (Reason unknown) -Finally, they conclude with a statement somehow involving Jesus and Balls. Well, that was quite the message... It really encourages me to go out and read my bible... (Good thing I was a believer before this confused )

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Hyotana

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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:58 pm


	I think the real moral of this story, though, is that people will always pick easy arguments like persecution, instead of facing up to more difficult facts. This person, like so many others would rather blame the merciful termination of his/her threads on some prejudice to their content then on his/her painfully obvious lack of education/brain cells/respect for language and communication. Let's all go drink the Kool-Aid now and get it over with.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:49 am


	Shinigami Banchou sama If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed, Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry. This really made me want my mommy. Quote: JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh DUSCUZZ HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl ps. r the mods athestz? dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV! 4 WUT? U SATAN BISH! IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like. Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now. shiver I will never unsee that.

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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:03 pm


	Jill_Frost Sadly enough, he didn't even get the biblical reference correct. Jonah was swallowed by the whale, not Moses. Moses spoke with the burning bush and parted the Red Sea (as well as many other marvelous deeds, if you believe that sort of thing), and lived many years before Jonah did. Thank you. I was wondering when someone was going to point that out. That post hurts. A lot. And this person doesn't understand why his threads got deleted? Wow. I didn't think there were people who are that stupid out there.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:59 am


	I'm just asking. Is that human writing? I'm beginning to wonder, are txt-tlkrs some kind of monster or something?

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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:53 pm


	JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES DUSCUZZ HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ ps. r the mods athestz? dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV! 4 WUT? U SATAN BISH! IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ English Translation: Jesus fufills me I want to swallow him too like that whale and Moses. Discuss. [um...do we want to?] Who's God's fingers can satifisy in our souls [???] PS. Are the mod's atheists? They always delete my born again Christian topics You what? You satan b***h? It means Jesus took our both my eyeballs. Wow. That was retarded.

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:46 pm


	I don't understand. I'm so confused! I'm never leaving my guilds again, the outside forums are too scary! I don't want to be stupid... This person is a disgrace to my own and all other religons! I can only pray that some day, some where, some "athestz satan bish" mod puts this person out of his/her/our misery.

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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:51 pm


	Ikonik Angel Quote: JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh DUSCUZZ HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl ps. r the mods athestz? dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV! 4 WUT? U SATAN BISH! IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ I suppose I shall post a translation for those of you who cannot understand. Jesus fullfills me. I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses. Discuss. Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfy in(?) our souls? P.S. Are the mods atheists? They always delete my born again Christian topics. I want to inject you with my seed of love. For what? You Satan bish! It means Jesus took out my [I can't make heads nor tails of this bit] balls. This is just disturbing...in more ways than one. <[ gonk School started today gonk But I still will be hyperactive!! I heart sugar!!]> Correction: For what? You Satan b*h! It means Jesus took out both my eye balls. (Credit: To my lovely real life friend xd ) <[I... I'm hyperactive heart** ]>

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:58 pm


	Shinigami Banchou sama If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed, Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry. This really made me want my mommy. Quote: JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh DUSCUZZ HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl ps. r the mods athestz? dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV! 4 WUT? U SATAN BISH! IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like. Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now. that's scary

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Mia Eidenschink

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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:50 pm


	...This is worse than the time I saw a tattoo of Satan hanging the Pope!! cries

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:19 am


	Whoa... and I thought some of my friends were bad. But no respect for religion? They could have atleast spelt Jesus right surely neutral I'm going on a killing spree .... again... ninja