the worst pick up line in the universe

[StreekG]

WellzY

Corbin DeSeer

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

rofl

I love that one.

its all wrong
"is that a mirror in your pocket or can i see myself in your pants?"

which nras already posted... i just noticed  

[Leather_baby2006]

If I weren't so horny, i'd Fark your arse. heart  

[Moshie]

this is one of the worst ones i've heard

'wats cookin, good lookin'  

[Moshie]

StreekG

WellzY

Corbin DeSeer

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

rofl

I love that one.

its all wrong
"is that a mirror in your pocket or can i see myself in your pants?"

which nras already posted... i just noticed

theres another version 'is that a mirror in your pants coz i can see myself in em'  

[Alexie_dennison]

"hey chicken licken.."

"do you like men?"

and my all time favorite that everyone knows that some teenie chix used on my sexie mate adam
"I lost my phone number can i have yours?"  

[nrasjaa]

Moshie

this is one of the worst ones i've heard

'wats cookin, good lookin'

oh you're such a cutie hehe whee i remember that time im like "so did you pick up any hot girlies??" and you're all like "no, they were too heavy" xd xd like you didnt get, and took me litterally whee

i know nothing to do with pick up lines but you know so funny and cute whee  

[Ebil Cake of Doom]

engineering student to unwary young female:

"can I engineer you?"

*geeky gigglesnort*  

[ManagerKyoto]

"If you were a steak, you would be well done."

I dont know if that is bad, I am not the pick up line king.  

[nrasjaa]

[J]

engineering student to unwary young female:

"can I engineer you?"

*geeky gigglesnort*

i'll engineer you in a second!! xd lol tunneling xd hammerin piles!! xd abuttments!! *engineerin jokes*

mags hunny you is teh BAD pick up line king 3nodding  

[Beautiful Grotesque]

Corbin DeSeer

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?" (It dosn't work...Atleast not for me. xP )

Some dude asked my mate that and her reply was ''I already have a ride home, if only you had asked me 5 minutes ago'' But she was really messing with his mind. 3nodding

 

[ManagerKyoto]

Finally, I made a real stinker.  

[nrasjaa]

ManagerKyoto

Finally, I made a real stinker.

o_0 dude you were the inspiration that started off this thread!! xd *hugs* i mean it in a good way you know that  

[ManagerKyoto]

nrasjaa

ManagerKyoto

Finally, I made a real stinker.

o_0 dude you were the inspiration that started off this thread!! xd *hugs* i mean it in a good way you know that

You still do not believe me that I said it in jest. Do you? You have experience how I talk.  

[nrasjaa]

ManagerKyoto

nrasjaa

ManagerKyoto

Finally, I made a real stinker.

o_0 dude you were the inspiration that started off this thread!! xd *hugs* i mean it in a good way you know that

You still do not believe me that I said it in jest. Do you? You have experience how I talk.

ooooooo i get it 3nodding bheh it's hard to tell sometimes online cuz we kinda lack tone and stuff xp

anyway more bad pick up lines:

natasha if i told you i loved you and you were the most beautiful person the earth, but no matter what i'll always love the car and the car always comes before you; would you go out with me??  

[Beautiful Grotesque]

I had some guy go to me at the easter show on sunday go, "Hey, I'm the man, wanna meet the legend?" rofl