Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Kitsoru]

Luri is secretly the Passover...umm...puppy? sweatdrop  

[lurichan]

Becca is really a fangirl of yuri and hides it behind her venere of yaoi love.  

[Kitsoru]

(I like yuri too! wink )
luri is my secret yuri crush!!! *gasp!* surprised heart  

[lurichan]

Becca has silly string, handcuffs, whipped cream, and a whip stashed under her bed in case a kawaii bishonen ever shows up at her door.  

[Kitsoru]

(how do you know I don't? twisted )
luri has furry handcuffs, a paddle, and sundae condiments under her bed for when she catches me! rofl  

[lurichan]

Becca has a mole on her butt in the shape of the state of idoho for she is secretly the priestess of potatos.  

[Kitsoru]

Luri is the Loch Ness Monster's disgruntled niece 3nodding  

[lurichan]

Becca has family ties to bigfoot.  

[Kitsoru]

(my brother lol j/k)
luri is the true inventor of Froot Loops!!  

[lurichan]

Becca has a secret foot fetish and can't go more than 10 minutes without sniffing foot.  

[Kitsoru]

luri stole my lucky charms! crying  

[lurichan]

Becca has ants in her pants.  

[Kitsoru]

luri has a pet pirahna named Jimmy which she feeds orphans 3 times a day!! talk2hand  

[lurichan]

Becca likes the taste of catfood.  

[Kitsoru]

luri makes sacrifices of baby feet to the god of pickles every 17th of August!!