Isnt it a bother to type like this?

[Farrago]

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SO LYKe MY MOMMY TOLD ME THAT IF I R WANTZ HER TO LUFF ME DEN I HAVE TO R GET JUWISHAFIED!!!!! BUT I R DON'T WANT TO BE JEW GBUT I DO WANT MY MOOMY TO LOVE ME????? Y WONT MY MOOMY LUV ME IF I R JEW OR NOT???? SHE SAID THAT IF I WANTED CEX I WOULD HAVE TO BE TEH JEW????

WTF IZ RONG WIT DIS????????

I will attempt to translate it, though my IQ may drop quite a lot...

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so like my mommy told me that if i are wants her to love me then i have to are get jewisherafied! (converted to Judaism?) But I don't want to be a jew but I do want my mommy to love me? why won't my mommy love me if i are a jew or not? she said that if i wanted sex i would have to be the jew?

what the ******** is wrong wit dis?

This is the message any one of us might say (well, type, to be exact)

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So my mom said that if I want her to love me I must convert to the Jewish faith! But I don't want to be a Jew... But I do want my mother to love me... Why won't Mommy love me if I am a Jew or not? She said that if I wanted to have sex, I would have to be a Jew...

What the ******** is wrong with this?

 

[Farrago]

Oh, yes, my IQ did drop...