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Des Voh

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:01 pm
Order #57 biggrin on't anger wookies.*

*Trust us on this one.  
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:34 pm
FrozenPhoenix32
Order 69: Unleash DA


* Turned out to be a horrible mistake, as DA attacked everyone, not just the enemy. *

Order 342: Go to Burger King and order the drive-thru woker girl, naked, insisting she must comply due to their slogan of " Have it your way. "

Order 343: Hire a good defense lawyer for your case of sexual harrassment.  

Darkened Angel
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PaulTheWolf5575

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:45 pm
Order 203: grow old and die  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:47 am
Order 381: Realize this was all a big mistake and retire into a life of home businesses, until getting arrested for assaulting the news crew when they come to interview you mid-game in minigolf.  

Darkened Angel
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FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:58 pm
Order 3: Don't ******** with the droid manufacturors.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:07 pm
Order 279: Create an Order 280.

Order 280: Mark Order 279 as Accomplished.  

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:23 pm
Order#: 611
In the event of the destruction of cloning facilities, start Farlking anything with two x chromesomes to rebuild numbers.  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:24 pm
Order #948: Claiming to have farkled Angel is not an accomplishment.  

Nelowulf
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Des Voh

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:09 pm
Nelowulf
Order #948: Claiming to have farkled Angel is not an accomplishment.
(Thats harsh.... sweatdrop )  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:37 pm
Order 949: Cure Nelowulf's ED so he no longer has to be ashamed to be the only person who cannot farkle Angel.  

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Nelowulf
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:58 pm
Order #950: Cancel last order. Nelowulf's ED is non-existant. Someone misread "fast and tricky" as "vasectomy".  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:25 pm
Order 951: Demand Nelowulf to prove his claim as of Order 951.  

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:28 pm
Order #952: Wonder why Nelowulf would even care about farkling Angel, as random probablility suggests it will eventually happen anyway. Then wonder what Nelowulf does in his office all day.

Theory #1: He's playing with his Wii. (damn nintendo changing their name)

Theory #2: He's waiting for his girlfriend to come over and play with his wii.

Theory #3: He sent a Nintendo Wii to France, to create mass confusion.  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:11 pm
Order 128: Find out why the ******** Nintendo would call something "Wii".  

FrozenPhoenix32


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:43 pm
Order 99: Always know where your towel is.  
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