THE NEVER ENDNG METROID STORY!!! (OMG!!!)

[Innocence of Silence]

myspace to be more exact. She then went to visit Ridley but...  

[jdspike]

he had acid reflux from eating the toads from the mushroom kingdom...  

[Steel Jay]

so he threw up on Peach, she got mad and......  

[kingNitros]

went super sayin, she then began to charge a Kamehameha wave but...  

[Teh Happy Turkey]

..Solid Snake came out blasted her arms off...  

[Kat_from_Hell]

....and she got pissed and killed the crap out of it, then...  

[General D.]

...she found the hyper beam and then...  

[Innocence of Silence]

she blew up Solid Snake. then, because she was bored, she.....  

[Steel Jay]

started to play a gameboy DS, the dark samus came out and....  

[metroidmania]

Dark Samus had a DS too, so they decided to battle on Tetris DS...  

[MasterGiovanni]

...Dark Samus won, and began to dance around when...
Samus came up behind him and.....  

[metroidmania]

Samus said Dark Samus cheated so...  

[Steel Jay]

....They started to play DDR to see who is the winner, then....  

[MasterGiovanni]

...Dark Samus tripped which made Samus win! Then he got mad and...  

[Momoko Tama]

...said," Rock Paper Scissors!" Samus...