English is easy.........

[Alexa488]

I've never figured out how you can raise a building from the ground and also raze a building to the ground, and yet it sounds the same both ways.

No wonder people get confused sometimes.

I've also heard non-native English speakers say that reading English is a piece of cake, but trying to read out loud is trickier because of all the funny ways the sounds can go.  

[Trigger--Happy--Girl]

The paper is cool.  

[Roy_Mustang_Is_Hot_Stuff]

I liked this post. I think I received this in an email some time ago. 4laugh  

[Xanthos Vengokir]

God. That stuff can make your head spin. Why can't we make UP our minds?

Ok. Sorry. I think I had to.

This is why I take so many foreign languages. Me likey the Spanish!  

[[ Felidae ]]

If firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? <|O

 

[Dystopia Lycanthropia]

At times, I really do hate the English laguage.
Both Spanish and Russian are far less frustrating.
For example, in Russian, if you want to ask where the bathroom is, your question is composed of only two words-- a word that means "where" and a word that means "toilet," basically. So much easier...