What They Were Thinking

[elvisnake]

Said: The Force will be with you.

Thought: Unless your Force provider is AOL. Those guys' service sucks.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

Said: Can you speak Bocce?

Thought/Sung: What I neeeeed is a droid who understands my machines. But what I neeeeed most of all is someone who understands meeee!!!  

[elvisnake]

Said: I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of communication

Thought: If only he would find me here, if only he could lend an ear to meeeeeee, I could speak Bocce for him!  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

Said: Owen he can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him.

Thought: Owen, Luke can't stay forever, living here would be a lie. Owen, let him flyyy!!!  

[elvisnake]

Said: Sir, if you won't be needing me for a while, I'll shut myself down.

Thought: But siiiir, if eeever you neeeeeed meee, I will be arouuuuund!  

[Missing00]

Said: beep boop whir
Thought: beep boop whir  

[elvisnake]

Said: Of course I know him. He's me
Thought: He is meeeeeeeee, I am Obi-waaan. I am Hiiiiiiiiim! The one and only oneeeeee!  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Said: Make sure it speaks Boccee

Thought: If those bastards don't get a goddamn droid that speaks Bocce I swear they're not getting any water for the next two months!  

[elvisnake]

Beru: Luke tell your uncle if he finds a translator that suits him fine, make sure that it speaks Bocce this time.

Thought: If it doesn't that dumb b*****d isn't getting near me for another season...  

[Nelowulf]

Said: I'm Pregnant, Annie.
Thought: You're the b*****d who did this to me!  

[elvisnake]

Padme (After revealing to Nass that she's the queen): I'm Queen Amidala
Thought: Ha! He'll never guess that the real queen is standing 2 handmaidens to my left, and I'm just her second favorite double! Mwahahahahah!  

[NickCpointless]

Nelowulf

Said: I'm Pregnant, Annie.
Thought: You're the b*****d who did this to me!

con
Anikan: this is a happy moment the happiest moment of my life
Thought: it will be even better when we get you down to the abortion clinic  

[Sol Walker]

Scene: Han shooting Vader with his blaster.
Thought: (Vader) Silly b***h, your weapons can not harm me! Don't you know who the ******** I am?  

[elvisnake]

Cale Darksun

Scene: Han shooting Vader with his blaster.
Thought: (Vader) Silly b***h, your weapons can not harm me! Don't you know who the ******** I am?

Thought: I'm the SITH LORD b***h!  

[[Phantasmic]]

Scene: Darth Vader has just been rebuilt

SAID: Lord Vader, Can you Hear Me?
THOUGHT: LOLLZZZ PHREAK