Naruto Bloopers and Outtakes

[Lumicran_Minamoto]

*During the exam when Sasuke is suffering from the curse*
Sakura: I must protect my team! Ye---What? Is Sasuke whispering something at me? No... Wait... He's dreaming of something...
Sasuke:N....NO!!! Stop LOOKING AT ME!!! Get AWAY, YOU BIG BROWED LITTLE
*!@~@#!!! I saw you stalking m--
Sakura: ...Psh...

This is my first attempt... xd  

[Glow Stick Mosh Pit]

Naruto: ANO SA! ANO SA!!! Jiraiya-sama!! Show me how to peek in without getting caught.
Jiraiya: Naruto, I'm sorry. I gave it up.
Tsunade: FINALLY!!

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Kabuto: *looks from side to side and then puts on his ANBU mask* Now... to go sneak a peek on Sakura-chan... or Hianta-chan
Naruto and Sasuke: Look from one another and then nod* HA!!!!! *they attack Kabuto*
Kabuto: Hmm? NANI?! *gets pounced on and gets the shizz kicked outta him.*
Sasuke: SAKURA IS MINE!!!
Naruto: HIANTA IS MINE!!!
Kabuto: But I was after Tsunade-san!!!
Naruto and Sasuke: LIAR!!! OVER-AGED PERVERT!!!!!!
Kabuto: x.x"


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Anko: appears behind Naruto after she made the cut on his face. She licks the blood form his face.*
Naruto: *looks from Anko to the ground and sees a bulge* AHHH $#!T!!!! *runs off-set
Anko: ??? Naru-kun?
Sakura: ::>> Stupid l3!tc#..... *takes out a kunai knife and kills Anko.*  

[Japandoll]

Deep Despair

Biryu

Okay this takes place when Naruto and Jiraiya are in the hot springs

Jiraiya& Nartuo rambling on and on about the hot springs.

Hinata takes a peek into the men's hot springs

Hinata: Oh!, naruto-kun is here... hehe Byakugan!*evil grin*

Kurenai comes up behind hinata

Kurenai: Hinata... are you peeping AGAIN....

Hinata: Go away!, don't take me away from Naruto-kun!

Director: Wait a minute! Hinata why are you there! CUT!!! I SAID CUT!!!! get back in the hospital right now!

Hinata: Aww man....

xd thats funny!!!

It's friggin' hilarious!  

[Glow Stick Mosh Pit]

Scene: Where Naruto & co. are escorting Tazuna back to the village of the mist

Naruto: *stabs the kunai knife into his hand*

Sakura: Ohh... Naruto-kun. I love a guy who can take pain.

Sasuke and Kakashi: o.o? What the?

Naruto: I'm sorry, Sakura-chan. HINATA IS MY LOVE!!

Sakura, Kakashi, Tazuna, & Saske: *anime fall*

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Scene: Kabuto stops Naruto form opening the scroll


Kabuto: *all serious-like* I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Naruto: Really? What'll happen?

Kabuto: *whispers in his ear* It'll make it so that any woman you want falls in love with you

Naruto: COOL! *opens it and gets hit by the spell*

Kabuto: Moron.

Sasuke: *comes from the bushes* god that stinks *looks and sees Naruto* KABUTO!! I told you not to play that on him.

Kabuto: *Shrugs* Whoops... slipped my mind  

[Airashii_Enjuku]

Camui

XDD Haii. tightrope walking... but, wires are thinner than tightropes, i think...

And, i loved that one, Kaiq-san!!

..anyway!! Here's another lame attempt by meeee.. FWEE!!

*Itachi has problems in Flashbacks*

TAKE 1

Sasuke: *walks in* Aniki?

Itachi: *turns* Hmm?

Sasuke: Today, can we train with shuriken?

Itachi: I'm busy. It'd be better if you a-*voice cracks*-sk-

Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Director: Itachi....

Itachi: *panicking* I swear it's not my fau-*crack*-lt! GRrrrrrrr....

Director: CUT! Try again.. and try to keep your voice in check!

TAKE 2

Itachi: ...

Sasuke: ...mmggmm..hehehehehehehehe...

Itachi: I didn't even say any-*voice cracks*-thing!... arg!!

Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Director: CUT!! Sasuke, be serious!!

Sasuke: Right, right.. serious.. heheheheh.....

TAKE 3

Sasuke: *walks in* Aniki?

'Itachi': *turns*

Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs*

Director: KABUTO!! Why are you dressed like Itachi?

Kabuto: He said something about a time machine and speeding up puberty... i'm filling in.

Director: .Ahahaha... no....cut... i need aspirin... and someone go find Itachi.

TAKE 4

Itachi: i was so CLOSE! SOO CLOOOSEE!! *crack* WHY!!

Director: Itachi!!

Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA- *cont. laughing*

Itachi: *scowls* That's IT, i'm going to my tra- *crack*-iler! *stalks off, pouting*

xd xd xd now that's funny!!!!  

[Airashii_Enjuku]

Chaos101

NEXT!.......That bit when Jiraiya takes Naruto to get Tsunade and they meet up in the bar

Tsunade: Hokage is shi....hey can I say that with this kid around

Naruto: Hey b***h, I know more swear word than you do you *@!?$ >_< ~#%*!

Tsunade: I can swear better than you can

Naruto jumps on table pointing at Tsunade: OH YEAH! WELL....

*Tsunade pulls Naruto's finger and he farts in Jiraiya face*

Jiraiya: Oh for F@$K sake! It's like when I was with Yondaime all over again! bloody kids!

rofl blaugh rofl blaugh I can't stop laughing hahahahaa!!  

[UchihaRen00]

This is greatXDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

*Jiraiya teaching Naruto how to walk on water*
Jiraiya surprised k, Ill show how to do this*moldes chakra*
Naruto:*watches*
Jiraiya:*walks in* see-WhA*falls in* OW HOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U GUYS SAID THIS WASN'T HOT SPRING WATER!!!!!!!
Naruto:blahahahahahaha! xd xd xd xd
Jiraiya:*gets out of spring* shut up Naruto
Director:cut! Where the platform, we were suppose to have the invisible platform aon top of the water
Prop guys:Oopsies!
Jiraiya:Im going in my trailer
Naruto:BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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*Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru doing the summoning technique in their battle*
Director surprised k, take 84

Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru: Ninja Skill:Summoning technique*smokes comes*
*smoke disapears*
Tsunade: eek Where's my slug
Orochimaru: eek wheres my snake
Jiraiya biggrin ude,I thought I had trhe snake
Orochimaru:no, u had the damn frog
Jiraiya: dont call my dog a dirty name
Orochimaru:Frog
Jiraiya:Whatever it is
Tsunade and Orochimaru:FROG!
Dirctor:God, where are our animals
Prop guy:Um...they're hibernating now...
Director surprised h for the love of-  

[Glow Stick Mosh Pit]

Naruto: OVER THERE!!! *throw shuriken*
Kakashi: Please, please don't play with your Shuriken, they can be a teeny bit dangerous.
Naruto: *looks over the bush to see what he hit* O.o
Sakura: NARUTO YOU KILLED A BUNNY!!!
Director: CUT!!! Where the hell is the stuffed bunny I wanted?
Crew member; sweatdrop sorry... I forgot.
Director: Great now we have to lie and put, "No animals were hurt in the mkaing of this episode."
Naruto: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW dead bunny!!!! *throws it at sasuke*
Sasuke; EEWWWWWWWWW Get that thing away!!!! *runs and hides behind kakashi.*
Sakura; God.... *walks off set.*  

[Hyuuga Hiashi]

I beleive Shino has a small bug gym to train his kikai...
XD  

[puffmonkie]

Episode 62. when Naruto beat neji in the chuunin exam.

Naruto:stop complaining about fate and saying how it cant be changed....You're different from me. You aren't a drop out.
(Neji looks up at the bird flying above him in slow motion when suddenly...it craps on his forehead!)

Neji: EEWW! Gross! it got in my eye too!  

[Glow Stick Mosh Pit]

Scene: Sasuke is in the hospital after the prelims


Kabuto: Now, to kill Sasuke

Sasuke: *lies there asleep*

Kabuto: *raises scalpel to the oxygen tube*

Kakashi: *walks in on this.*

Kabuto: Oh! Geez, uhh sorry, Kakashi. I was just gonna put a card by his bed.

Kakashi: Kill him. I don't care. *walks off*

Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL?! KAKASHI-SENSEI!!! WHAT THE HELL KINDA TEACHER ARE YOU?!

Kabuto: The smart kind. *Stabs Sasuke and jumps out the window.*

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Setting: Konoha's Ninja Academy Anuual Talent Show

Orochimaru: *stands on the stage.* Ahem.

*K.I.S.S. Music blares*

Everyone: ???

Orochimaru: *sticks his tougue out and makes the metal hand symbols* I'M GENE SIMMONS!!!! *takes off his white clothes and now all the clothing and makeup are on him*

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Scene: *Sasu, Naru, and Saku are all sitting around.*

Naruto: I fear only one thing. . . GETTING MY a** WHOPPED BY KONOHAMARU! crying

Sakura: Geesh...

Sasuke: Moron. The only thing to fear, is fear itsself. . . . . . *gets creeeped out look on face* And snakes.

Sakura: AIEEEEEEEEE SNAKE!!!

Sasuke: ACK!! *jumps from the couch and clings to the ceiling fan*

Sakura and Naruto: BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!