Yo Mama Jokes

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mamma is so old she even made Yoda jealous.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mammas so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a nintendo gamecube she turned it into a gameboy.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

god im lol so hard my chest herts. i can't breath man...  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

 

[Rea Bugs]

demon_cat_kiki

god im lol so hard my chest herts. i can't breath man...

-Laughs- I'm gald you like them! ^^

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo momma's titties sag so much they dragged on the carpet and got rugburn.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mamma is so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama is like the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.