Redneck Jokes

[BigJammer]

your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans.  

[BigJammer]

you wake up in the morning already dressed for work  

[BigJammer]

you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start.  

[BigJammer]

you must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home.  

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your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.  

[BigJammer]

your tires are worth more than your truck.  

[Kathrine Ann Floyde]

you guys need help my chest hurts from laughing so much
oh and

your lawn decorations once were drivable  

[Kathrine Ann Floyde]

you mow the lawn and find the car you lost three Christmases ago  

[BigJammer]

2mininalindabonita

you mow the lawn and find the car you lost three Christmases ago

rofl  

[BigJammer]

Vampire_Worrior_Shade

You have a wallet that is exactly like George Castanza's from the show Sienfield. (Made that one up. Lol.)

lol creative rofl  

[BigJammer]

you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups.  

[BigJammer]

Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people  

[BigJammer]

people don’t recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.  

[BigJammer]

the front license plate of your car has the words “Foxy Lady” written in airbrush.  

[BigJammer]

you refer to your beer gut as “the old tool shed.”