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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:37 am
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A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and by the way the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:44 pm
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stalker of the night This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Good One
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:56 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:06 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:10 pm
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A Blonde, A Brunette and A Redhead were in a bar in France when they hear about a magical mirror. Supposedly if you tell this mirror something you think about yourself then it will grant you a wish and make it true. The Brunette, who happens to have low self-esteem, walks up to the mirror and says, 'I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world!' Poof! She's gone. Because, as everybody knows, magical mirrors do not like liars. The Redhead, who also has low self-esteem, walks up to the mirror and says, 'I think I am the most intelligent woman in the world!' Poof! She's gone. Now the Blonde is incredibly full of herself, so she saunters up to the mirror, and with a look of determination says 'I think...' and POOF! She's gone.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:58 am
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velcro_freak A Blonde, A Brunette and A Redhead were in a bar in France when they hear about a magical mirror. Supposedly if you tell this mirror something you think about yourself then it will grant you a wish and make it true. The Brunette, who happens to have low self-esteem, walks up to the mirror and says, 'I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world!' Poof! She's gone. Because, as everybody knows, magical mirrors do not like liars. The Redhead, who also has low self-esteem, walks up to the mirror and says, 'I think I am the most intelligent woman in the world!' Poof! She's gone. Now the Blonde is incredibly full of herself, so she saunters up to the mirror, and with a look of determination says 'I think...' and POOF! She's gone. roflmao rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:31 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:11 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:12 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:12 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:21 pm
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