Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[American Dreamcatcher]

not today

Why are we here?  

[Fiery Snow]

Because if we were over there we'd sink in the quicksand.

Why are mountains bigger then hills?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

More moles.

What is the meaning of red?  

[Aurora Sing]

It is the color that I am wearing today! Right down to my underpants eek


What happens if we push the big shiny button?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

BOOM


What is the purpose of life on gaia?  

[CnnmnSpider]

To distract us while the mods and admins lead a hostile takeover of the real world.

Why does my cat think she's a 10-pound tiger? stare

 

[Duality987654321]

Because in her before life,she was a sabertooth...

If I were to be lost in a well,why would you not try to look for me?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Because I can think of no reason you would be in the well.

If I ran as fast as I can, would you give me a soda?  

[Duality987654321]

If the soda was shaken first.


would you try to help me if you were in grave danger and your uncles duaghters sisters racoons father was to be the king?  

[Aurora Sing]

Absolutely.


Will someone please tell me what the heck that ^ meant?  

[[ a c e ]]

It means you've got three days to live. D: Sorry mum.

How do I tell a migraine from a headache?  

[crazyweried666]

i don't know

what is ham  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Ham is the most unhealthy, although one of the best tasting, parts of the pig.

Is there a god?  

[CustardDream]

No, and anyone who believes in a God or Gods Is like a Child with an Imaginary Friend.


Why is Cheese Cake Called Cheese Cake if its a Pie?  

[my~pet~Nathaniel]

Because nobody wants a cheese pie, otherwise they'd go for Pizza.

Why does school food suck no matter where you go?