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 Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:19 pm
Granted, but now you can read the minds of ever bird in the world.
I wish I could take a cruise to alaska.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:24 pm
Granted: Your swiming in the Ocean and A Giant Wale Swallows you and Then dies on the shore of Alaska
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:24 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:49 am
Granted, you get a roll filled with rotten tuna.
I wish I didn't wake up with a backache every day.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:50 am
Granted, your head is Eaten by Large Black Kittens.....
I wish I wasnt feeling weak today
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:46 pm
Granted, but you feel weak tomorrow.
I wish the last three Star Wars movies made were as good as the first three.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:36 pm
 Granted, but now the first three are just as bad.
I wish the German version of Naruto didn't have such horrible editing.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:28 am
ping!!!!!!naruto series got canceled
I wish people were to be nicer than you!
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:55 am
Ping!!!! You have a duplicate
I wish my duplicate had a name
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:08 pm
Granted. Your duplicate's name is Crippled Shoes.
I wish my Sharpie didn't go dry.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:21 am
Granted, your sharpie is out of ink but it is also at the bottom of a lake.
I wish I was more organized.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:39 pm
Granted, now you're OCD and all you do is organize.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:26 pm
Wish granted, but alas. You can no longer sleep, or even sit for more than two minutes. You do nothing but work, work, work. Eventually you will die from exhaustion.
I wish I wasn't poor.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:30 pm
Granted, but you are arrested for tax evasion.
I wish i had some vacation time.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:04 pm
Granted you've been Fired
I wish I had every CD ever made
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