Top 13 Reasons You Know You're A B-Rate Goth

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.

It's spelled "Charlemagne".

I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne.
Charlemain is on my birth certificate.
This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose.
I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn.
Though mum spelled their names right.

That's asinine. I'd smack her for such inaccuracy, if she were my mother.

I'd just take it and go on with life; no use in hitting your parents just because of something like that.  

[Beatngufan]

Thats pretty funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Haeros]

That's a good list.  

[Lady Detarra]

Haha I read that on a poster one day and thought it was brilliant. It actually pissed off a few kids too hahaha.  

[Sad Lion Serenade]

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3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.

rofl rofl  

[Nero PsyKoTiX]

Gotta love Voltaire.

rofl

 

[-Isel-]

Dead Ed

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.

It's spelled "Charlemagne".

I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne.
Charlemain is on my birth certificate.
This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose.
I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn.
Though mum spelled their names right.

That's asinine. I'd smack her for such inaccuracy, if she were my mother.

I'd just take it and go on with life; no use in hitting your parents just because of something like that.

I'd just realize that the guy I'm talking to is exaggerating for effect.

Oh wait- I was the one exaggerating for effect! neutral  

[Devils_lilboy]

Ophelia Rose

Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.


13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark

12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.

11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!

10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.

9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!

8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".

7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"

6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?

5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.

4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!

3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.

2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.

1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!!

That is funny.. I like your signature  

[ketchakik]

Veruniel

rofl rofl rofl

Oh, I know the type. Donchaluv those kids who claim to be ancient bloodsuckers from the beginning of time? Yeah, sure. You're a *vampire.* And you live with your *parents.* In *Cleveland.*

Thanks for the laugh!

hey i used to live in Cleveland sad  

[GilAskan]

I could make a far more true (and far more insulting) version of this list... But I'd get shot. Through the internet.

And, at number four, I drive a Honda. gonk  

[Substance-E]

Hey hondas are totaly vampire compatible, plus if your going gona go for the whole vamp package you'd need a Herse, and have you seen the mileage on those things?!  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Isel

Dead Ed

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.

It's spelled "Charlemagne".

I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne.
Charlemain is on my birth certificate.
This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose.
I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn.
Though mum spelled their names right.

That's asinine. I'd smack her for such inaccuracy, if she were my mother.

I'd just take it and go on with life; no use in hitting your parents just because of something like that.

I'd just realize that the guy I'm talking to is exaggerating for effect.

Oh wait- I was the one exaggerating for effect! neutral

Well, I could have exaggerated further by going "OMG HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT PARENTS!"
But I wasn't exactly taking it to heart.

and I wonder if GilAskan is referring to the list of mallcore qualities he's posted a few times before... if not, I'd love to see just how insulting it is whee  

[TotaIIy Baked]

noice list, but i have a cloak not cape.  

[-Isel-]

Jake Thompson

noice list, but i have a cloak not cape.

That list isn't supposed to describe anyone who takes themselves seriously.