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 Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:54 pm
I humped my neighbor because I hate myself, and that's how I roll.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:43 pm
 I kicked my cell phone because I'm cool like that.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:43 pm
I smoked a ninja because that's how I roll.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:02 pm
I kicked a ninja cuz that's how I roll.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:36 am
I kicked my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:48 pm
I did the Macarena with a fireman because the voices told me to.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:42 am
i choked on an ipod because i hate myself
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:58 pm
I don't know if I should add mine:
I choked on your mom because that's how I roll.
Maybe I shouldn't say how I choked on your mom.....
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:14 am
I ran over a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:03 am
*waves at Priscus*
I smoked a ninja because I can't control myself!
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:56 am
i love a fork because I'm cool like that
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:18 am
I love to fork too... wink sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:36 pm
I ran over a llama because I hate myself.
(I just used today's date since I already did my b-day) rofl
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:28 am
I murdered a gangster because I can't control myself.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:49 pm
I choked on a stuffed animal because that is how I roll eek
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