The choicer BELOW me.

[October Cross]

I couldn't help it. The choicer below me was distracting me with shiney, shiney bubbles.

(I have no idea. Maybe it's the sexiness we can't resist??)  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

...Which the Choicer below me provided for that sole purpose.  

[Trite~Elegy]

because the choicer below wanted to trap October cross for reasons unknown to the sane gonk  

[Half Baked SF]

Nah, it was just for ransom money, which the choicer below me willingly paid.  

[Maiira]

But I was drunk, I swear! Because the choicer below me spiked my lemonade. crying  

[Reinna Astarel]

Only because the choicer below meh paid me to. biggrin  

[Miraculous Jorbee]

You caught me.

But I only did it so the choicer below me would pay attention to me for a goddamn minute.  

[Razornova]

I was only ignoring you because the choicer below me wasn't wearing any pants. And it demanded my complete attention. I'm sorry.  

[Reinna Astarel]

I am too wearing pants! Or I was. But that was because the Choicer below me pants-ed me. gonk  

[Trite~Elegy]

but the choicer below me convinced me that you hide small furry animals in your pants and I just had to find out if it was true! gonk  

[October Cross]

that's just because the choicer below me helped me conspire to get all the other choicers in my bed. scream  

[Reinna Astarel]

Only because the Choicer below me was going to videotape it and send a copy to meee. gonk  

[RMarques]

And that's because the choicer bellow me promissed to give me a life time supply of muffins if I told you that :gonK:  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer below me helped spike the muffins.

You didn't hear that ninja  

[Trite~Elegy]

but it was the choicer below me who was supplying the fetuses to make the muffins!