Santa Really Is a Ninja

[puzzleman]

Jesus isn't real and Santa is god like come on he sees you when your sleeping and he knows when you awake and he knows when you have been bad or good,if Santa isn't god Santa is a stalker/pervert!  

[What the Pho]

Yes, all religious beings are ninjas. XD

The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are ninjas too?  

[churrlo]

OF COURSE!  

[~Kira Hime~]

Ok, if suddenly every religous being was a ninja, that would explain EVERYTHING!

>.< blaugh  

[puzzleman]

not really
if they were then they couldn't arise from the dead unless it was one of orochimaru's spells or something  

[churrlo]

xd  

[Reso Miso Soup]

nooo nooooooo!!
Santa is magic!
Ninjas are not!  

[churrlo]

Lol denial  

[M.C~lightning-edge~]

Makes sense...Never thought of it like that b4... rolleyes  

[Everlast]

ooo i never thought about it before but the way u put it seems actually true lol Santa could really be Sasuke trying to make right for all he did to Konoha  

[Vinida]

Wow... I never thought of Jesus being a ninja... KNOW I UNDERSTAND!!

I KNEW IT!! *runs around*  

[Historical]

Jesus was the rockinest ninja ever.
cool

 

[Novatone]

How do ya think he walked on water? water-walking genjutsu (hope i spell that right and I think someone said that already...) ((prays God doesn't smite me for saying that...lol I was just kidding, God!) and yes historical he was the rockinest ninja ever whee if he was one lol!!!  

[Novatone]

btw!!!! Santa is a ninja!! How else does he get in and out of ur house without u knowing eek ??????? he also summons the reindeer! 3nodding LOL!!!  

[JhonnyRaincloud]

Yeah. And The North Pole is snow Village, where Santa sits as their Kage. xD

That really does make perfect sense though. Your thing about Santa being a ninja? Yeah.