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Maka Koa

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:35 pm

I shall scrafice what is left of my sanity and join and tear them appart from the inside.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:23 pm

.Oh.Snappizzles.

This is some what off topic, but how do you type like that? You would have to drop the English language completely, except for certain letters, and lose 2,000 I.Q. points.
I can't join the army anyway since I can't read much of their "txt tlk" except the most common ones (u, ... For some reason I don't remember anymore than that. confused )
Have you checked out their latest so-called survey (it's number two)?
Sorry. I rant easily. sweatdrop

Corrected.

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wcs792

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:51 pm

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/N00b_r0xx0r
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/LOL_WAR
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pwn_War

I know they're filled with 1337 and txt tlk, but it sounds like a plan to me. pirate

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:22 am

DESTROY THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

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rae-chan-sensei

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:12 am

Lucky for us it's a public guild so we don't need to join to infiltrate. I'm off to do some damage.

I think it's kinda hysterical how this guy had his precious army taken over by one of his underlings. This soccerwill7. I'm trying to find more information on the mutiny, because it just makes me laugh. Silly little idiot... And I love how one of the rules is not to invite soccerwill7 into the guild. ...Hmm. That might help in our plan to destroy it. Inviting this soccerwill7 back...

By the way, here's how he introduces himself to the "army" (I just love saying that! It's so pathetic...)

manbehindbars

This is so all of you can know me and how i roll.

i love sports specialy foot ball and i play in the marching band I go to Lakewood High School
I am Catholic so shut up
i like my life and i want to go places with it so i dont need people screwing it up

i am:
1.not in anyway shape or form EMO
2.myself and i do wat i like
3.i dont care wat anyone says about me
4.i eat meat and i dislike PETA people
5. i hunt, fish , and kill animals for food...another eason why i dont liek PETA people..

i got a philoshpy and here it is

Basic Principles of Victorism
1. remember Maf = gai
2. and Sociology = yay
3. and Physics = really gai
4 and Physics + Maf = even bigger gai
5. and English = blah
6. and you must love food
7. and must dislike Emo
8. You must have no common sense
9. Must be an Expert at killing jokes
10. and most importantly...PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals

OK i dislike emo very much..i dont hate the people that are emo...jsut the act

EMO...straight up stoopid...Emos piss me off...ima punch one in the throat b4 i die

A convo between me and an Emo lover...

Emo Person: just a question how do they piss you off what did they ever do to you?

ME:
1.being all "emo"tional about little things...
2.the music lyrics...
3.the life sucks attitude...
4.the gay hair cuts,
5. the cutting, GREEN DAY,
6.the tight womens pants,
7.the colored hair,
8.the "im cool" attidue (when ur really looking for attention)...
9.the "no body understand me" vibe..

god its ticks me off so much i cood litterly punch one in the throat

now if u have somthing agaisnt me now for disliking Emos...idc...its ym opinion and u can hate me

I'm disgusted. He's... just... too idiotic for words! And bashing a stereotype is so manly and cool... rolleyes

What an a**.

Another lucky thing for us: It seems like there are only 4 active members in the guild. The butcher himself, manbehindbars, NightmarishMoon, Booksfor511, and ScurvySeaDawg. And that's it. No one else ever posts, not even the "secretary" [.pretty.punk.]. (Booksfor511 is the vice president, and ScurvySeaDawg is the "body guard," by the way...)

And when they post, they use each other's real-life names. I think that they all know each other outside of Gaia. This would be fortunate for us: their so-called "army" is little more than a hang out for these children when they play on Gaia. We may not have much to worry about.

...We should still kill them, though! *takes out pouch of Poison Shuriken of Spell Checking +1* 3nodding

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:47 am

Oooh! I want a Swiss Army spork with a laser attachment! burning_eyes

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Galadedrid Damodred

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:11 pm

*holds up the Shakespearean Cudgel of Noob-Bashing +3*
*hands out the O-Fuda of Fine Calligraphy and Good Spelling +1*

ATTACK! HYAAAAA!

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:32 pm

Can I sign up? I have another avatar that I can use to infilterate... Only, how does one go about infilterating the evil guild that is our target?

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Vitoria-Chan

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:18 pm

I think my I.Q just fell...

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:22 pm

Mwahahahahahha

[Chainsaw of Literacy+20]
[Poison Pocky n00b Killer+20]

Yes, my n00b killer is +20, because all n00bs get all "omg" over pocky. If it's poisoned, they will die.

Buccellatte

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Noche Flor

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:05 pm

doomedllamaguy

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Their guild has swollen to 31 strong. Time to ready ourselves for battle. Right, troops. Luna Ishukan, you take a small strike force and infiltrate their guild. You should take people who can stomach text talk - you'll need to use it where you're going. Something like "hey can i plz join ur guild?". Ugh, typing that made me feel... tainted. I need a shower. Rae-chan-sensei, you start creating mules and bombard this... manbehindbars.... this butcher with random PMs, comments, friend requests, etc. to distract him. I shall take it upon myself to hinder the other three in their efforts to destroy English. All clear? Move out.

I am ready and I can stomach and speak text talk so I will go

I will go!! I used to use that chat to talk on MMORPGs 'cause it was easier but then I couldn't read anything.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:15 pm

domokun That's freakin' funny.

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Noche Flor

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:16 pm

I will tear them apart.
I almost want to see what they say but here's what I'm sending in.

Quote:

ZOMG, i liek soooooo wnt 2 join uz. i hte bashrs and n00bs liek them!! is a free cuntry u no!! we can tlk ne way we want!!

I'm dizzy now. It's so hard for me to talk like that.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:07 pm

katrine221

doomedllamaguy

Galadedrid Damodred

Their guild has swollen to 31 strong. Time to ready ourselves for battle. Right, troops. Luna Ishukan, you take a small strike force and infiltrate their guild. You should take people who can stomach text talk - you'll need to use it where you're going. Something like "hey can i plz join ur guild?". Ugh, typing that made me feel... tainted. I need a shower. Rae-chan-sensei, you start creating mules and bombard this... manbehindbars.... this butcher with random PMs, comments, friend requests, etc. to distract him. I shall take it upon myself to hinder the other three in their efforts to destroy English. All clear? Move out.

I am ready and I can stomach and speak text talk so I will go

I will go!! I used to use that chat to talk on MMORPGs 'cause it was easier but then I couldn't read anything.

I will go too. We need a crazy out there [ rofl rofl rofl ]

Buccellatte

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Buccellatte

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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:11 pm

I'm in! I can't believe it! Those n00bs are stupid enough to put me in!

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