Things the Twilight and New Moon Characters Would Never Say

[Jasmic]

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I heart heart heart EDWARD! Sorry had to get that off my chest! LOL

Heh...
There's something Jacob would never say ♥  

[complex_ity_]

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Quote:

I heart heart heart EDWARD! Sorry had to get that off my chest! LOL

Heh...
There's something Jacob would never say ♥

rofl  

[Pyramid Head In The Attic]

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I miss having that icon in my signature so much ;_;
Stupid code limit.

Here's the actual picture that icon was made off of, though: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/xxfushigipinayxx/Stephenie Meyer/Comic.jpg

Sorry, there was a page stretch.

That's what I saw it on...yeah...now that I think of it, Edward would have said that...if he was completely stupid.  

[Jasmic]

Le Fantome de l`Opera

That's what I saw it on...yeah...now that I think of it, Edward would have said that...if he was completely stupid.

D:
Which, of course, he isn't!

It'd be pretty funny to imagine him and Marcus doing the three-point snap though.  

[the_pink_ladies]

Edward to Jake: "I never told you this but, I have always thought of you as a brother."
Jake to Edward: "Me too Buddy!"
*both start crying and hugging*  

[Garnet17th]

Edward: I vant to suck your blood! Bleh! bleh!  

[AsNightDawns]

Edward: I think I'll have a hamburger for lunch today...
Charlie: I'm beginning to suspect that Edward isn't a normal boy....
Jacob: Dogs are stupid and smelly.... And Bella is too old for me.
Jessica: Bella outclasses me any day.
Alice: I wonder what I'm gonna be when I grow up....

Well.... that's all I could think of. Oh yeah and hello everbody, and welcome to my first post that was actually posted by me, thank you .Thalionwen....
stare heart  

[hey774]

It's a little dialogue. It's very out there, I was just joking around with a friend with it. So enjoy. xD

"Bella," Edward began, his eyes watching me intently, "I'll ask you again. Will you marry me?"
I couldn't. But I wanted to be with him forever. "No Edward, I can't." I said simply.
"Then I'm leaving." He said. His voice was flat.
"Nooo EDWARD!" *EMO EMO*
He came back in. "Juuust kidding!!!!!!!!!!!"  

[Jasmic]

hey774

It's a little dialogue. It's very out there, I was just joking around with a friend with it. So enjoy. xD

"Bella," Edward began, his eyes watching me intently, "I'll ask you again. Will you marry me?"
I couldn't. But I wanted to be with him forever. "No Edward, I can't." I said simply.
"Then I'm leaving." He said. His voice was flat.
"Nooo EDWARD!" *EMO EMO*
He came back in. "Juuust kidding!!!!!!!!!!!"

rofl Priceless.  

[complex_ity_]

My friend wrote me a little mini-dialogue on a Christmas card she gave me. I'll post it up when I can find it.  

[neji_girl]

Edward: Yeah go ahead take Bella I don't want her.
James: She smell's Discusting I don'e want her either.  

[Glitterbean]

.Thalionwen.

Sexy_Demonic_Angel

Well considering he WAS the newest member of the Cullen family, so he would be more prone to swearing. Ok, I HAVE to ask this, it has been bugging me...but everyone's talking about Midnight Sun? Supposedly the book from Edwards Point of View I think? Do you have a link to the chapters so i can read it?

Jasper wasn't the newest of the family like he was the most recent to be changed. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a major in the Cival War? And then he was turned by the lady named Maria? And he drank from humans for a while, met Alice, gave it up and joined the Cullens. I think that's what happened.

How does everyone know all this civil war stuff about Jasper? Is it on Stephenie's website or something, or did I just totally miss it in one of the books?  

[quadrophenia555]

Glitterbean

.Thalionwen.

Sexy_Demonic_Angel

Well considering he WAS the newest member of the Cullen family, so he would be more prone to swearing. Ok, I HAVE to ask this, it has been bugging me...but everyone's talking about Midnight Sun? Supposedly the book from Edwards Point of View I think? Do you have a link to the chapters so i can read it?

Jasper wasn't the newest of the family like he was the most recent to be changed. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a major in the Cival War? And then he was turned by the lady named Maria? And he drank from humans for a while, met Alice, gave it up and joined the Cullens. I think that's what happened.

How does everyone know all this civil war stuff about Jasper? Is it on Stephenie's website or something, or did I just totally miss it in one of the books?

it is on her website

Edward would never ever ever sign Every Time We Touchto Jasper,but I still wich it would happen  

[ohemgee x meow]

Ohh...I got one!

Edward: Okay Bella...I guess I'll turn you into a vampire now.
Bella: Oh, that's okay Edward. I don't want to be a vampire anymore.
Edward: What?!
Bella: *Nods seriously* Yeah, I decided want to be a werewolf.  

[complex_ity_]

Edward would have a heart attack at that one, but I don't think Jake would be very happy either. Everyone wants Bella human 3nodding