Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Uber_Bunny]

To destroy the french and retrive what is rightfully theirs.
To seek out the grail shaped lantern
To figure out if a church will float on water  

[Nelowulf]

to answer me these questions three, and the other side yed see!  

[Uber_Bunny]

((Monty python and Star Wars, this is to good))
Capture any girl that looks like Leia, and put them in a metal bikini, so the emperor can have something to look at on those long space flights.
To one day reveal that the emperor is actualy Bill Gates in a costume  

[Nelowulf]

((now, onward to another great))

to one day, head to tokyo, and be caught in a situation that requires yelling "GODZILLA!"  

[Uber_Bunny]

To have every one's voice dubed over so that the sound leaves their mouth a second after thier lips start moving and stops 2 seconds before their lips stop.

To force Stomtroopers to play bad Monster Movie Games so that they can place bets on who will crack first.  

[Nelowulf]

((Hey... I like the godzilla games...))

To save princess peach from the clutches of bowser.  

[Uber_Bunny]

To tie princess peach and zelda up so they can't get kidnaped...AGAIN!  

[Nelowulf]

To go to Lon-Lon ranch and actually kill the chickens there....  

[Darkened Angel]

To beat the old man in the NES Zelda to death and replace that crappy wooden sword with a lightsaber, hoping Link will use it to become Sith, and PWN Ganon's a** in a whole new fashion.  

[Nelowulf]

To beat all 51 challenges on Super Smash Brothers Melee... with Pichu where applicable.  

[Darkened Angel]

To cheat in Animal Crossing by using the password that gets you 30,000 bells per use at Tom Nook's shop.

To play through Pikmin acting like their Pikmin are TIE Fighters swarming the enemies.

To get the good ending in PoP: WW.  

[Duredhel]

To catch all the Pokemon.  

[Darkened Angel]

To unlock Ace Mode in Rogue Squadron 2.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To apply the TOUGHGUY, IGIVEUP, and RADAR codes to their ties.  

[Missing00]

To beat Coco's high score in Blasteroids 8 (a Fosters loke ha ha)